Ico

A distraught mother attempts to reclaim ▨her daughter from the🅘 clutches of a freak show devil-boy.

The Sims

A race ofꦕ moronic humanoi♌ds requires round-the-clock care. You are their caregiver.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

A teꦗam🔴 of tooled up professionals exposes some rather lax security at the airport.

Call of Duty 2

Nazi Germany keeps leaving its stuff on Russia's side of the divide. Russia is less than ple😼ased.

Pikmin

Spaceman🍃 rallies peaceful tribes; begins brutal war of attrition.

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

A distraught adrenaline junkie at🌠tempts to wheel himself off a cliff. Sadly, all of the available edges are curved upwards.

Animal Crossing

Animal cult conspires to🍸 keep local hu👍man as wage slave.

WWE 2K15

A comedically inept dance troupe attempts to put on a local show; performers proceed to run into one another, drop t☂heir partners 🐲and fall through several wooden tables.

Soul Calibur

A renaissance faire tuꦰrns nasty when a local bondage enthusiast turns up to sour the mood.

Resident Evil

A group of god-awful actors vi༒e for the 'worst performance' award while staying at a local mansion.