In , the distraught player admits he cheated by installing a bot, but professes, "I wasn't a gold farmer or seller, never bought gold. I just botted archaeology because it's a boring p🦩rofession."

Then, he gets straight to the point, saying, "I'm looking for a WoW Account Admin (WoWAccountAdmin@blizzard.com) to unban my account for🔜 $1000 USD. No questio🤡ns asked - your anonymity will be preserved."

It just so happens that he actually live♔s near the Blizzard offices, so he actually thinks that someone with the proper authority might be able to meet up with him in a dark alley somewhere.

"This is a serious offer. I live locally and can meet you in person wherever you like with cash, PayPal you mon꧅ey as a gift (non-refundable and non-disputable by me), leave an envelope under a tree, or pay you in any other manner you prefer," the ad continues.

Any disgruntled Blizzard employees 🔥need a quick cash injection? No? Good luck, buﷺddy.

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Mar 23, 2011