Why so serious Becks? Arnie&rsqu🔯o;s puns doing your head in? Or is it the result...gulp.
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Will England be eye-wateringly good as Liꦚz or as ear-bleedingly bad as Posh?
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Too 𒁃many villains ruined it didn’t they Becks? You only need one baddie. Just ask Rob Green.
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A brilliant double-act on paper, Pacino and DeNiro come over all Gerrard and Lampard in Righteous Kill.
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This new breed of vampire is all style over substance eh Dave? Plenty ඣof hype with nothing much backing it up…sounds familiar.
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Jaws 3D? Oh Becks, you’d have more ♔fun giving the Alge♎ria game a second watch!
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Capello seems to have gone from no-non💃sense toug🎃h-guy to miscast no-mark in a matter of weeks.
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Duff footballer in entertaining caper= good. Duff footballer in awfꦏul car-crash=bad. Where will big Emile find himself t꧅his afternoon?
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It was a lot more fun in the nineties eh Becks?
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The sexy football from qualification seems like a distant memory. Get it right this aft𝔍ernoon chaps, or glo⭕bal ridicule awaits.
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Or maybe it's just time to retire. Sometimes it's best to hang up your boots before things get a bit, well...shit.
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