Valentine's Day, so says Joel in , is "a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap."

So on February 14th, totalfilm.com is kicking against the syrupy tide of fluffy pink teddy bears and sickly kissy-wissy Facebook lovenotes by naming the Top 20 Worst Screen Couples.

Tell us the cinematic🎉 couplings that don't work for you (they could be misfires, mismatches or plain o✨ld miscastings) with a few short words of explanation. Like...

Zooey Deschanel and Mark Wahlberg ( ). They're supposed to be married but she feels more like his annoying kid sister and anyway, he's clearly more interested in plants.

We👍'll name your top twenty on the 14th - along with all the comments that make us laugh.

Either comment below or send your choices to: 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询: andy.lowe@futurenet.co.uk (mark the email 'Worst Couples' ).

You can al🦄so contribute via by including the hashtag in your Tweet.

Let the love hate begin!