Quentin Tarantino presents...

Ignomineous Terrorests

INT – YE OLDE DINER - DAY

We open on GUIDO FAWKES sitting in a medieval diner. He&rsꦆquo;s surrounded by the other Ignomeineous Terrorests: LIMEY KILLER ROBERT WINTER; THE WRIGHT BROTHERS: JOHN WRIGHT AND CHRISTOPHER WRIGHT and THE BATES MOTEL: THOMAS BATES. Fawkes sounds like a cross between James Coburn in Dead Heat On A Merry-Go-Round and Tony Musante in The Bird With The Crystal Plumage – one charming motherfucker.

Fawkes looks every Ignom🐼ineous Terrores🧔t in the eye.

Fawkes takes a drink of mead.

Michael Bay presents...

Michael Bay’s Gunpowder

A Michael Bay Production of a Michael ✱Bay mo👍vie. Directed by Michael Bay. Michael Bay.

EXT – HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT – DAY

A military helicopter flies over the House Of Parliament. A large-breasted blonde parachutes from it in a bikini. She distracts the guards while GUY FAWKES𓂃 and his crew of ROBOTS drive a Ferrari through the back-gates of the Parliament or whatever. Somewhere in the distance, rap music plays.

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HUGE FUCKING EXPLOSION. THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT HAVE EXPLODED AND A GIANT AMERICAN FLAG FLOATS DOWN FROM T🅷HE SKY COVERING THE REMAINS. THIS LOOKS AMAZI🅷NG.

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EXT – NEW YORK – DAY

L🦩ots of NEW YORKERS are punching the air in celebration.

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Fawkes lights a cigar.

Die, Parliament, Die!

EXT – CHICAGO – DAY

A bunch of midgets dressed as monkeys and monkeys dressed as policemen dance around with some naked girls and Tara Reid for 88 minutes. The end. W𝄹hat did you expect? Poetry? Go ahead, start a petition. See if I care.