25G - Did it just get colder?
Pee in a hot tub. Seriously, everyone does it!
50G - The Graduate 2: Graduate Harder
Gradu💎ated college. You now ꧂have a permission slip to get a new job.
5G - But didn't I drop that class?
Have a dream about for🥃getting to attend a 🍸class you signed up for in college. Yes, everyone has it. No, they'll never stop--not even once you've graduated.
15G - Super busy tonight, sorry!
Blow off an engagement with friends to pl🦂ay video games
25G - Tie the knot
Get married and ﷽spend the rest of your life with so🥀meone.
100G - A little version of you
Yꦚou've sired a child, just like every ancestor you've ever had (or bought a cat, e🌺ither way).
5G - Cut that stupid, selfish knot
Did we say "rest of your life?" ♏Yeah. Not happen🌟ing.
5G - Well, now you're caught up
Maraꦯthon an entire TV series in the span of a weeken🗹d.
50G - Homeowner
Buy a home. Now you can leave your toys ANYWHERE!
5G - Woah, meta
Get 1,000 Achievement Points in a 𒊎game or earn a Platinum Trophy
Hollander Cooper was the Lead Features Editor of GamesRadar+ between ൩2011 and 2014. After that leng♓thy stint managing GR's editorial calendar he moved behind the curtain and into the video game industry itself, working as social media manager for EA and as a communications lead at Riot Games. Hollander is currently stationed at Apple as an organic social lead for the App Store and Apple Arcade.
