Free Panda
When 💦an estranged young boy befriends a captive panda, he identifies with what he initia𓆏lly perceives as the panda’s desire to transcend his caged existence. But it just sits around indifferently, eating bamboo shoots and not having sex.
101 Pandas
When evil fashion witch Cruella de Vil steals a litter of panda cubs from a wholesome young couple, the cubওs completely fail to subvert Cruella’s plan to sell them to a taxidermist by sitting around indifferently, eating bamboo shoots and not having sex.
The Panda Man
He is not a panda, he is a human being – with the cru🐠dely Photoshopped face of a panda. David Lynch humanely portrays the gnawing existential terror of a refined young man forced to sit around indifferently, eating bamboo shoots and not having sex.
Stuart Panda
A suburban family adopt a cute young panda/mouse thing calle𒅌d Stuart. But instead of getting into several hilarious misadventures, he just sits around indiffereౠntly, eating bamboo shoots and not having sex.
Grizzly Panda
Werner Herzog’s unflinching meditation on the untameable aloofness of nature is entertainingly compromised by his subject sitting around indifferently, eating bam💟boo shoots and not having sex.
