We can all relate to these Super Mario Happy Meal confessionals from grown-ups who want the toys

McDonalds has a new set of Super Mario Happy Meal toys, starring the leaping plumber and his usual gang of friends and frenemies, and people are buying the hell out of them. Adult Nintendo fans are descending en masse on the fast food joints in aꦐn attempt to collect all 8 character toys before the promotion ends on May 22. It's prompting some serious introspection on Twitter.
Grown-ass adults buying Happy Meals
Shout out to McDonalds for having a grown ass man walk in a🍰nd order a happy meal just for one of those Mario toys smh
lowkey i'm about to go buy▨ a happy meal from McDonald's so i can cop some of those Sup🃏er Mario figures
Really stupid question..Do you gotta have a kid in your car to order a happy meal? I want one of those super mario figures 🤔🤔🤔
Anyone else going to be buying Happy 🌳Meals fo♐r the Super Mario toys? @McDonalds I wanted to steal my 4yo's luminated Mario. lol
Did⛎ I, a grown-ass man, just go to McDonald's and buy a 🐻Happy Meal for a Super Mario toy? Hell yeah I did! pic.twitter.com/yqqazLBSKt
The best part is that last guy .
To be fair, some of the toys are pretty cool
You have jumping sound Mario.
.@brad_burdick THIS IS SO DUMB!!!TURN SOUND ON 😂 pic.twitter.com/nvebDC6kXz
And generalized anxiety Bowser.
Fui a @McDonalds_PTR a comprar una happy meal pq queria ver si tenian a mario😁.Uno menos pa la coleccion quiero los 8 pleaseeee😁😁😁😎 pic.twitter.com/5h9we0U0sQ
But the best one is obviously...
Invincibility Mario, aka Laser Rave Mario
Today I bought a Happy Meal and I got Invincible Mario!!! ☺ I swear I'm an adult. pic.twitter.com/rps5Ji0scM
Mario McDonalds toy pic.twitter.com/IcWqWXKU9m
I got star power mario in my happy meal!#WhatsMyAgeAgain ꦺpic.twitter.com/lTKUaOg81F
So the best of the Mario mcdonalds toys definitely goes to this Invincibility Star!Mario. HE'S AWESOME. pic.twitter.🌠com/AMUYHssUro
It all makes the old-school Super Mario Happy Meal toys look a bit wanting
#Character #Toy: SUPER MARIO BROS. - MARIO✨ (RACCOON MARIO) PVC FIGURE - HAPPY MEAL TOY - 1989 //t.co/r672TjwsRa #Toys pic.twitter.com/DUDEB7zo8C
You vs the Happy Me꧃al™ Toy she told you not to worry about. pic.twitter.com/zhOAnu96E2
For more on the games behind the flashing plastic figurines, read our 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Mario Kart 8 Deluxe review and our 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:preview for Super Mario Odyssey.
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