Dream SFX headlines that we're just waiting fo𒀰r the excuse to run at some point:
SIR-VIVORS
Ben Kingsley, Ian McKellen, Patrickꦑ Stewart and Christopher Lee to star in a post apoca♊lyptic TV show
FANTASTIC MR FOX
Jack saves the day in Lost
PAIR OF DOCS
BBC announceꦑs a show about a pair of boots that can predict the future
BALE OUT
Christian Bale is sacked as Batman
TORCHWOAD (left)
A team of sexed-up Celts🏅 investigate mysterious events in the⛄ Iron Age
PILATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
Johnny Depp and Keira Kni📖ghtley release an♕ exercise video
UF007
Bond to fight little green men
MARSTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Ex-Buffy actors to star as He-Man
SMALLSVILLE
Tom Welling final🍎ly gets to wear his pants outside his trous𝔍ers
TENNANT'S EXTRA
Former Doctor Who to play a pub landlord
SHIA GENIUS
Transformers star signs up to play a guy with ar♊tificially enhanced intelligence
SUMMER OF 69
Firefly actress becomes porn star
THE MAN FROM U.C.N.E.L.
JJ Abrams launche🐲s a new show about a dyslexic spy
SPACE £19.99
G⭕erry Anderson series to be remade by a low budget indie film company
THE BIONICLE WOMAN
Lego to release🧜 a version of theꦰ hit ’70s TV show
VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE C
Sesame Street-inspired𒈔 l🥀etter-based adventuring antics
XEROX: WARRIOR PRINCESS
Blatant East European carbon copy of the hit US sho𓆏w
BABY LON FIVE
When Lon Chaney is cloned four times, chao👍s ensues…
THE RETURN OF THE KONG
Peter Jackson announces a sequel ༒to his gia🅘nt ape flop
DEFILING GRAVITY
Star in a ♏four-letter rant about✱ the cancellation of his show
MEADIYUM
Patricia Arq🔯uette reveals a love of honey based alcohol
LOGAN'S FUN RUN
Hugh Jackman to take part in London Marathon
BATTLEFIELD PERTH
Evil aliens invade Australia
IRON BRU MAN
Rab C. Nesbitt returns to fight crime
STARGATE ATLANTISN’T
The new spin-off not set in Atlantis
MINORITY RAPPORT
David 𒁏Cameron heads out to make a black best friend
BEING HUMOURED
BBC to launch series about a trio🌄 of unstable nutcases who think they’re a vampire, a ghost and a werewolf
THE VAMPIRE DAIRIES
🐻 Show accused of milking the teen-vampire-romance genre (oh, hang on… )
Thanks to Richard Edwards, Nick Setchfield🦄, Richard Cobbett and Happy Hangman for suggestions and inspiration
