DEAD OR ALIVE 4 (2005)

The ending.

Take you🌄r pick. You want the one with th🅷e half-naked girl making a fresh garden salad?

Or the one with th🍌e half-naked girl roundhouse kicking some old pervert in the face for tไouching her boobs?

Or maybe the one with the half-naked girl transforming into 𝓡a mermaid and getting caught 🐲in a fisherman's net?

H༒ow about a psychedelic d📖rug- and lute-inspired dance marathon? (Sorry, no half-naked girls here.)

A jazz tribute to the ter﷽rible tragedy of a dꦕropped and wasted sticky bun?

The tomb raiding adventures of a magical 🍨Teletubby (and return of the half-naked girl)?

Or the REAL ending... six minutesꩵ of Armageddon set to 🎉Aerosmith. Yeah.

Huh?!

Exactly.