Written by:

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Jason_D (Coolthud)

aka TrekkiemonsterUK

monkeyguide@coolthud.co.uk

T🐼his guide is copyrig🐭hted to its Author, however the game, and it's

Intellectual property is copyrighted to Lu🔥casarts.

This guide is dedicated to Andy, Rhian, Jade an🌼d Shania ൩and over 20 years of

Friendship; &𝔍nbsp;I am lucky to have such great friends in my life.

Contents:

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[i]... Characters

[ii]...Controls

[iii]...Achievements

[iv]...Walkthrough

[a]--- Prologue

[b]--- Part One: The Three Trials:

[1]... Trial One: Sword Mastery

[2]... Trial Two: Treasure Hunter-y

[3]... Trial Three: Thievery

[cr]--- Finding a Ship and Crew

[cr1]---Crew Member 1: Carla the Sword Master

[cr2]---Crew Member 2: Meathook

[cr3]---Crew Member 3: Otis, the Prisoner

[cr4]---Get a ship:

[c]--- Part Two: The Journey:

[d]--- Part Three: Under Monkey Island:

[e]--- Part Four: Guybrush Kicks Butt:

[v]... Authorized site List

[vi]... Guide Updates

HINT: Use the bracketed🦄 numbers and lette▨rs as a way to search through

this guide.

Spoiler Notice: Thi🅷s whole walkthrough should be regarded as one big

spoiler. I will not be warning you of up🌞🔜coming spoilers in this piece,

so if you don’t want to know the story, or how to solv💜e a puzzle in

the game (why on Earth🔥 are you even reading this then?) please DO 🌌NOT

read any further.

[i]... Characters:

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... in order of appearance in this guide...

Guybrush Threepwood

- Mighty Pirate-Wannabee and hero

Meléé 🌊Islaꦛnd Lookout

Three Mighty Pirates

- The Scumm Bar pirates who send you on the quest

of the three trials to be help you becom🐽e🧸 a pirate.

Scumm bar Cook

Voodoo Lady

- Located in the voodoo shop of Melﷺéé Island

Fettucini Brothers

- Circus Act

Store Keeper

- Mean-spirited junk seller and loan shark

Street Vendor

- 🌞Sells you the Meléé 🌸Island Treasure Map

Road Toll Troll

Captain Smirk

- teaches you Insult Sword Fighting

Carla - the Sword Master

Ghost Pirate LeChuck

- Evil pirate bad guy and all round jerk

Bob

- LeChuckâ€꧟™s Lieutenant

Fester Shinetop

- Sheriff of MeléÃ𝔉© Island

Elaine Marley

- Governor of MelÃ&𝐆Acirc;©ÃƒÂ© Island

Otis

- Prisoner in Mel&A𓄧tilde;ƒÂ&cop✃y;é Island jail

Meathook

- Parrot phobic Pirate

Stan

- Proprietor, Stan's Previously Used Vessels

Herman Toothrot

- Monkey Island's Robinson Crusoe

Monkey Island Cannibals

[ii]... Controls:

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PC:

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--- Move Cursor - Mouse

--- Select/Click - Left mouse button

--- Control options (Verb Menu) - V, or, CTRL

--- Inventory - I, or, ALT

--- Hint Button - H

--- Options - F1

Verb 🔯Shortcuts: Open - O | Use - U | Pick-up - P | Push - S | Pull - Y |

Close - C| Look-At - L| Talk To - T | Give - G |

Subtitle Speed +/-

Xbox

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--- Move Cursor - Left Stick

--- Select/Click - A (Green) Button

--- Auto Button - B (Red) Button

--- Hint Button - X (Blue) Button

--- Skip Dialog - Y (Yellow) Button (Hold Down)

--- Inventory - Right trigger, or, right b🌌umper button

--- Control ♍options (Verb Menu) - Left trigger, or, left bumper butto🌃n

--- Options - Start Button

[iii]...Achievements (Xbox 360 Only):

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All the ♐achievemenꦯts are marked secret in the game, so this list will

contain spoilers so please do not read if you want toཧ avoid having

the ga⛦me spoiled for you (if so, why are you reading this???)

Determined (10)

Completed the game without using any hints

Escape Artist (10)

Escaped from the monkey isꦇland cannibals hut 5 times

Guybrush Kicks Butt (45)

Completed Last Part: Guybrush Kicks Butt. Guybrush stopped LeCh🦄uck

from marrying Elaine Marley

Human Cannonball (10)

Finished the entire game in reco꧙rd time. We hope you were wearingꩲ a helmet!

Marooned Everyone (10)

Re-marooned Herman Toothrot and marooned C🅷arla, Otis and ♏Meathook on

Monkey Island?

Old School (5)

Experienced the 𓃲original, classic adventure game, as it was in the early 90s

RecordKeeper (10)

Collected all of🔯 the notes and memos sent betw🌊een Herman Toothrot, LeChuck

and the Cannibals

Sharp Tongue (15)

Guybrush learned all of the insults, and is the 🌳wittiest/deadliest ꧃pirate

what ever swung a sword

Ten Minutes Later... (10)

Guybrush can hold his breath for 💎10 minutes, but not any longer than that

The Journey (25)

Complete Part Two: The Journey. Guybrush used a ౠvoodoo spell to travel to

Monkey Island?

The Three Trials (25)

Compl🃏eted Part One: The Three Trials. Guybrush proved himself worthy to

be a pirate

Under Monkey Island (25)

Completed Part Three: Under Monk𒐪ey Island. Guybrush traveled into the Monkey

Head and got the root

[iv]... Walkthrough:

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[a]--- Prologue:

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"I'm Guybrush Threepwood a💮nd I wa﷽nt to be a mighty pirate", and so starts one of

the greatest PCs game𒁃s ever made, which has 𒁃now been remade.

Guyb🎃rush finds himself at the Lookout Point - and overlook locat🧔ed on top of the

highest point of🎃 Meléé Island. Walk off the bottom of the screen towards town.

Optiona🥃l: For extra story info talk to the old man at the Lookou𓄧t Point. He will

tell you to go to the S🐈cu🍬mm Bar for info on how to become a pirate.

As you leave l🉐ookout point and ꦕhead to town the game proper starts...

[b]--- Part One: The Three Trials:

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Walk along the dock to the east (walking west takes you back to the l🔴ookout

point, and if you ๊walk under its archway you access the Meléé Island map) until

you come to the Scumm Bar. Open the door and enterꦰ.

The Scumm Bar:

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Head into the back of the bar towards the kitchen💮 door area. You'll find the

three important pirates here.

Optional: Talk to the pirates, aℱnd they will tell you wha🤪t you need to do to

become a pirate with them, namely pass the💦 three trials: Thievery, Sword Ma🐬stery

and "Treasure Hunter-y".

Walk to the kitchen door. If you open it, the cook will screamꦰ at you to leave

the kitchen. Wait for the co𓄧ok to leave the kitchen and off screen. Walk into

the kitchen. Pick up the meat on the counter, and the cooking pot u🙈nde🔯r the

counter. Walk to the kitchen's back door🌠, We wan♎t to pick up that red fish ("A

Red Herring" lol) however, when we walk to it, a seagull swoops ♋down and starts

peckဣing at it, and Guybrush won’t pick it up whils🐼t the bird is there in case it

attacks him. Walk 🌠to the far edge of the dock that the fish and bird are on. The

b🎃oard will flick up scaring the bird away. Do this a few times so that bird is

as far away as p🌸ossible, then nip back to the fish and pick it up. Leave the

Scummജ Bar, and head west back to the lookout point, walk thru the arch to access

the MeléÃÂ&co🎶py; Island map. Walk to the "Clearing" by cl꧑icking on it.

The Circus:

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Welcome to the Fettuccini Brother's ci𒉰rcus. The two circus performers are inside

the big top tent, bickering and arguing over who will🌠 be theꦡ first to try their

new trick - the Human Cannonball trick.

Talk to the bro๊thers to inte🍃rrupt them. Offer to try the trick. They will ask

you

if you have a helmet, give them the pot (🅺uไsing the GIVE command, not the USE

command.)

You'll be put in the cannon, it'll be fire🅠d, Guybrush will fly out of it,

missing the straw bale totally and hitting t♏he main mast. Just as well he had

the pot eh? Oh, but what a shame it fell off his head before the impact. You ar💜e

fine though.

The brothers give you 478 pieces of eight as 𒊎a thank you - and no doubt

compensation for any brain d🀅amag𒈔e that may have been done.  ("I was fired out of

a cannon as a huꦐman cannonball, but my♛ boss hadn't given me proper headwear,

thatâ&Aꦅcirc;&euro𒉰;™s when I phoned Claims Direct!")

Retur๊n to MelÃౠ©Ã© island town (marked Village on the map.)

Head East, past the Scumm Bar, and into𝔉 the town proper. I🦋gnore the guy on the

corner for now, instead open the brown door on the 🎶right hand side of the lane

that leads up the꧙ clock. This takes you to the Voodoo lady's den.

Voodoo Lady's Den

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Pick up the rubber chicken.

Optional: Once you have picked up the rubber chic♈k🍎en you don’t need to do

anymore

h♒ere and you can leave. However, you may want to talk to the V🤪oodoo Lady for

lot🎃s of back-sto🧔ry, funny stories and Monkey Lore. When you leave her den, you

can𝓡 also talk to the thre💛e pirates on the street. They serve no essential

purpose in the game, but again you can get some back-story and h🌠ints on what to

do here.

Once you have the rubber ch🌊icken, leave the Voodoo lady's den, and walk north

under the clock.

You are now in another area of town. From Eas𓂃t to West the important locations

here are: the general store, then there's an alley-way, and then a church, th🎀en

the prison. Finally,𒊎 the far western archway leads you to ♓the Governor's

mansion.

Go to the store, open the door and enter. Pic✱k up the sword (lower floor, near

the st♍orekeeper), ✱and the shovel (upper floor, left of the safe). Talk to the

Storekeeper (Charming fellow he is... not) Ask about the sword 🤪and shovel to pay

for them. You cannot l🐬eave without paying, that storekeeper is always watching

you!

Ask him i✅f there is anyone you can test the𝔉 sword on, and he will tell you about

the 𝕴sword master. Ask him to ask the sword master if she will help you. The

answer will be no, so instead we need to follow the storekeep💎er to the sword

master's secret hideout.

Asꩵ soon as the storekeeper leaves, chase after him. He w𒆙ill lead you out of town

towards the lookout point, and then onto the Meléé Island map. Once on🌠 the map

⛦screen you'll see the Storekeeper's icon go to the "Fork". Go there. You'll see

the Storekeeper disappearing off🗹 into the forest. Follow him quickly. He'll take

you along variꦯous screens 🥀of the forest before finally leading you to the secret

hideout of the Sword Master. On the journey you will pass some yel🍰low flowers,

very quickly pick them up, you'll need them♓ later.

After a brief scene of the Storekeeper talking to 🐼🌳the Sword Master you will gain

control again. Go west back to ꦛthe forest and you'll be back on the MeléÃ&Acir🙈c;© Island

map. The Secret Hideout of the Sword Master wi💖ll now be clickable on the map f🍨or

quick access.

Alternatively, ꦦif you don't want to follow the storekeeper you can go directly

to the Swo🐠rd Master by going in the following directions from the "Fork".....

North | Yoღu  should see the yellow flowers. Pick them 𝕴up. | North | East |  East

| West | North | Push the signpost. Cross ♌the bridge, by going east. You've

found the Sword master! As before, the Secret Hideout of the Sword ♍Master will

now be clickable on the map for quick access.

Now we can go and complete the trials proper. The three trials can be complete🎉d

in any🦋 order, you don't 𒁃have to exactly follow the order I do them in if you

wish, this is just the quickest way for me personally to doꦑ them.

First up....

[1]... Trial One: Sword Mastery

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On the MelÃÂ&co🐽py;é Island map on the far east corner is a house. Go there. On the way

there, you'll be stopped by 🐎a trဣoll wanting a Toll. Give him the Red Herring to

pass.

Knock on the door of the ho🧸use and ask for sword training. It will cost 🍨you 30

pie♑ces of eight. Captain Smirk (the sword trainer) will a🎀sk to see your sword

(oo-er) anꦛd you show him (lucky we went to the sto🍃re and bought one, eh?!)

Capt. Smi🍃rk will ta🦹ke you inside his house and teach you the basics of Insult

Swor𝔍d fighting. Once trained, Guybrush will find ౠhimself stood outside the

house, feeling ripped off.

We're not yet good enough to fight the sword master, so go b🍰ack to the Meléé

Island map. You will see various pirate i🎃cons swarming around the map's roads.

Click on any one, and you'll be taken to a scene of Guybrush conf💦ronting a

pirate on the road. Say "I'm Guybrush Threepಌwood, prepare to die!" t✅o start the

Insult Sword Fighting Duel.

The trick t𒅌o insult sword fightin♊g is returning a wittier insult than your

opponent uses. Initially you have two very useless insults🦂, and you WILL lose a

number of🍒 duals befo🍒re you are good enough to fight the sword master. Make a

note of the insults your opponent uses, the🐓n us🃏e them against your opponent.

Rinse an⛦d repeat. After about ten duals or so you should have enough insults and

their witty replies to be starting to win duals.

Once you have won three duals, 🔜pirates will start commenting that you are good

enough to fight the sword master.

At this time you mightಞ want to practice some more, to make sure you have all the

answers to all a🧜vailable insults, or you can 😼go to the sword master and

challenge her.

Full list of Sword Fighting Insults/Replies

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Note: I may not ꦅhave th🃏e wording 100% accurate here but you'll certainly be able

to tell which insult/replies I'm talking about.

Inᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚsult: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur

Reply: And I've got a TIP for you, get the POINT!

Insult: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shis꧟h kebab!

Reply: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duౠster!

Insult: I'll use my hankerchief to ✅wi𒁏pe up your blood

Reply: You got that job as Janitor after all!

Insult: People usually fall at my feet when th💞ey see me coming

Reply: Even BEFORE they've smelt your breath?

Insult: I once owned a dog ♈that was smarter than you

Reply: He must have taught you eꦜverything you know

Insult: You make me want to puke

Reply: You make me think someone already did!

Insult: 🔴Nobody has drawn blood from me and no one ever will

Reply: You run THAT fast?

Insult: You fight like a dairy farmer!

Reply: How appropriate you fight like a cow!

ไIn🍸sult: I got this scar on my face from my last great battle

R🃏eply: I trust now y♔ou've learnt to stop picking your nose

Insult: I've heard you are a contemptible sneak

Reply: Too bad no one has heard of you at all!

Insult: You're no match for my brain you p𝔍oor fool💯!

Reply: I've be in real trouble 🔯if you ever used them!

Insult: You have the manners of a begger!

Reply: 🤪I wanted to make sur🍷e you were comfortable with me!

Insult: I wont take your insolence sitting down!

Reply: Your Haemmoroids are playing up again huh?

Insult: There are no words fo🏅ꦫr how disgusting you are

Reply: Yes there are, you just never learnt them!

Insult: I've spoken to apes more polite than you

Reply: Im glad to hear you attended yo🏅u🌌r family reunion

Insult: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?

Reply: Why? Do you want to borrow one?

Note: One of the Xbox 360 achievements requires you to𝕴 have learned all the

insults and their replies, so it's worth pra꧅cticing some more if you are playing

on the 360 until you have the full list and the achievemen🌄t has dinged.

On t💃he map, click on the Sword Master's secret hideout. Once you are there tell

her that you are Guybru🐟sh Threepwood and tღhat you are going to kill her.

The dual begins....

.... but wait, she's using totally diꦇfferent insults to the on🍸es you learnt!

Nooooooooo! This cant be right?!

Wellꦬ, it is right. In ♑this dual you have to successfully reply to FIVE of the

Swo🅰rd Masters insults. And yes, her insults may be different, but your replies

a𒆙ꦇre still valid, so you need to work out which of your replies are correct.

For example, her insult of "You are a pain in the behind, siﷺr!" can be

successfully countered with your repཧly of "Your hemorrhoids are playing up

again, eh?"