Do me a favor before you read this article: go to your kitchen, and grab the salt. Pour it, ever so gently, into your hand, so that you have a single grain resting in your palm. Okay, ready? Here goes: a new 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Deadpool 2 casting rumor suggests that Brad Pitt will be playing the roꦅle of time-traveling mutant, Cable.

You may now co🌺nsume the grain of salt from 🧸earlier.

This nigh-unbelievable idea comes to the i🦩nternet courtesy of Jeff Sneider, industry insider and editor-in-chief of The Tracking Board. And his tweet mentionin💯g it is almost as baffling as the rumor itself:

To be clear, Sneider is musing for one whole sentence before switching gears to an unrelated topic (Spider-Man), and linking to a profile piece on actress Isabella Amara, who is in 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Spider-Man: Homecoming. It would be like me twe🔥eting, "It sure would be neat ꦉif Venom showed up in Guardians of the Galaxy 3. Anyway, the state fair is coming up!" and then linking to a list of touring dates for Nickelback, which just happens to include said fair.

Please, 20th Century Fox, just cast someone and make it offiꦑcial. These rumors are getting out of hand.

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