The most stupidly stupid game scenarios ever

Strange, unusual, and utterly bloody ridiculous

A frog has to use logs to get acros🔜s a stream, because heꦗ can’t swim.

You’re a bus driver. You drive buses. And that huge lump of speeding metallic death that you’re in control of? You’re not allowed to speed with it, or inflict death. Because you’re a real bus driver, not one of those silly videogame ones.🐟 ROCK AND ROLL!

In a series of events in no way related to a pound and a half of cocaine, Tim🍸 has lost Binford’s new tools but minutes before the start of a show. Whatever to do?! Well being a REAL MAN (ugh ugh ugh, etc.), Tim sets forth around the lotsurrounding the ToolTime set to find them.

. Set in the future. Right this second. Oh dear.


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David Houghton
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Long-time GR+ writer Dave has been gaming with immense dedication ever since he failed dismally at some '80s arcade racer on a childhood day at the seaside (due to being too small to reach the controls without help). These days he's an enigmatic blend of beard-stroking narrative discussion and hard-hitting Psycho Crushers.