But, let's say, purely for the purposes of this here article, that we take Ach⛦ievements and Trophies out of their virtual world settings and reconsider them in real-life situations. Suddenly they don't seem quite so innocent. In fact, some of them are sick, irresponsible, criminal, socially unacceptable and/or morally questionable. In games they give us a sense of smug, triumphant satisfaction. But if we did any of the following for real... well, we probably wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
Afro Samurai
Let It Flow: Spill 2000 gallons of blood (15G)
Well done! Yo꧟u simply don't care about all those people in desp💙erate need of a blood transfusion.
Alarm for Cobra 11: Burning Wheels
🍬Shopping Spree:🍸 Drive straight through a supermarket (10G)
Well done! You've recklessly endangered the lives of sho🀅pper💧s and created a worthless stockpile of damaged packet goods, tinned foods, soft fruits and toiletries.
Alone in the Dark
💟Fisherman's Foe: Shoot a goldfish (10G/Bronze Trophy)
Well done! You've dispatched a projectile from the barrel of a firearm and successfully targeted a harmless ornamental a𒊎quatic pet traditionally kept in a bowl of water by children whose parents refuse to buy them a proper animal companion.
Battlefield: Bad Company
Manic Lumberjack:💛 Knock down a smal𝓡l forest (15G/Bronze Trophy)
Well done! You've destroyed another of the planet's ever dwindling oxygen factories♍ and completely buggered t🦹he local wildlife.
Blitz: The League II
Testikill: 🐼Ruptured 10 scrotumꩵs (20G/Silver Trophy)
Well done! You've obli🔯terated the baby-making equipment of 10 men. They will now have to undergo inไvasive exploratory scrotal surgery to have any hope of salvaging their nuts.
Bomberman Act Zero
1,000,00𒐪0 Bombs: You have set𝄹 1,000,000 bombs (50G)
Well done! You are a terrorist.
Bully: Scholarship Edition
Skidmark: Give 50 wedgies (25G)
Well done! You've humiliated another human being, consequ꧙ently eroding their self-esteem and causing them great emotional distress and rectal pain in the process.
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
No Rest for the Weary: Stab an injured crawling enemy (1🉐0G)
Well done! You've stuck a sharp combat knife into๊ a defenceless man as he drags his already-wounded-ass throuꦫgh the dirt.
Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood
Arkansas Fried Rooster: Blow up 🐈10🎐 chickens with dynamite (10G/Bronze Trophy)
Well done! You've harnessed the impressive e🏅xplosive power of nitro-glycerine to exterminate a bunch of harmless, domesticated flightless birds.
Darkest of Days
Bomb Technician: Kill yourself with a෴n explosive device (25G)
Well done! You are a suicide bomber.
Def Jam Icon
Ladies๊ Man: Have 4 satisfied girlfriends simultaneousl👍y (35G)
Well done! You're🌱 a dirty cheating snake-in-the-grass that doesn't give a shit about other people j♔ust as long as you get a regular ride and look like the big man to all your mates.
Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard
Fire Hazard: Shooꦫt an👍d destroy 30 fire extinguishers (20G/Bronze Trophy)
Well done! By annihilating these pressurised protection devices you've significantly lowered the chances of a small fire being doused before it rages into a peopleᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚ-melting inferno.
Fallout 3
Psychotic Prankster: Placed a grenade or 🐓mine while pick pocketing (10G/Bro꧟nze Trophy)
Well done! You are shameless, scheming, scum-bag filth with an aversion to honesty and are reviled by all decent, hard-working folk. And you like to blow up𝔉 your victims in the most cowa𒊎rdly way possible.
Hannah Montana: The Movie Game
Big Spender: Buy 100 art💧ꦍicles of clothing (100G/Silver Trophy)
Well done! You've become an obedient consumer of overpriced apparel stitched together i♐n Third World sweat shops by impoverished 𒈔four-year old children.
