Oh no! The game's crashed! The screen's just a mess of colours and glowing white orbs. But wait… this is the bonus level after all! And it's horrible. Eve꧋rꦬything's pulsating like the lightshow you get from a migraine.

How is this a bonus? Is the onset of previously dor🐬mant epileptic condition any kind of reward for collecting 40 rings?

Above: Technologically? Impressive. Psychologically? Debilitating

A simple equation for you:

Above: Play in a well-lit room and sit as far away from the nauseating game movement as the length of the (invisible) cable allows

On the subject o𒐪f GBA games, while it does seem harsh to bash a technically underpowered console for its 3D efforts, there's no denying this is one of the worst-looking 3D racing games ever made. It sound♔s just like Sega Rally but looks like... a bunch of squares masquerading as game graphics.

Above: The only game where sprites are higher res than the 3D scenery

We got to thinking about the conversion from S♚aturn to GBA and realised it must have been a very simple proces🔥s:

That last bit was our reaction when we saw it.

The worst racer ever? The worst game ever made?Look - the timer doesn't even fi🧔t the clock graphic. The tail lights are following a few feet behind the truck. Oh, and last time we checked, supports for bridgeshad to be in c🍌ontact with the ground in order to do theirjob. Big Rigs - you're definitely not 'winner'.

17 March, 2009

A bunch of images so bad they're good

Watch as ꦜvideogames transform your favourite stars into unrecognisable mosters