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Regular Bowser is a decent size in Melee and Brawl, but the horrific Giga Bowser fina💦l smash unꦕleashes what he could have looked like had he been designed by Cliffy B. Funnily enough, even this supercharged version is smaller than the hot tub Bowser in Super Mario Sunshine.

Hm, he’s certainly quite large, probably more so than the N64 Bowser, yet he’s significantly tinier than Sunshine. Maybe it was the warm tropical air of Delfino Island that swelled him to such great heights – who k💧nows?

And 🐠that last bit – “who knows?” – is the only answer we can offer as to Bowser’s true height. However, there’s definitely a pattern forming. If it’s a sports game, expect a close call, with Mario coming up to Bowser’s midsection or neck ওat best. If it’s a once-a-generation 3D platformer, look for a titanically suped-up dino who manages to always surround himself with the precise equipment necessary to defeat him.

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