Is Lara Croft the most physically-competent character in videogames? At the risk of upsetting fans of literally anyone else, let’s just go ahead and say: yes, yes she is. Ezio might edge it at parkour and swan-diving, Kratos is slightly better at pushing giant rocks, Snake is fractionally more advanced at judo and Drake is vastly superior at looking like he’s🅰 going to die whenever he tries climbing anything… but Lara can do all of those things and other st🍌uff. In early games she was a front-somersaulting, shark-murdering polygonal uber-wench, and now she’s added archery, stealth and pickaxe-fighting to the list.

Lara is theౠ best, and you should be more like her. 

Push heavy things

Old-school. In the early games, half of Lara’s puzzles involved being able to shove a granite block the size of a family hatchback: implausible, but 🅠a good idea. “Pushing or dragging things works basically every muscle you have, and it’s very hard to do ‘wrong',” says Wolny. “More and more gyms are introducing sleds – or Prowlers – but if that isn’t an op꧋tion, put a couple of plates on a towel and shove it along the gym floor.” Failing that, you could actually push your car.

Learn rudimentary parkour

It doesn’t have to mean bouncing between rooftops and risking : basic parkour is really just about learning to move through your environment slightly more efficiently. Start with the precision jump: it’ll work your glutes, calves and hamstrings, and all you need is a place to jump around. Make a mark on the floor (or aim for a bench, curb, or something similarly stable) and try to land on it. Next up, move to the basic vaults (speed, dash and kong) and then to the climb-up (AKA the easy way to get from the bo꧙ttom of a thing to on top of it) and its attendant exercises, the cat hang and the shimmy. At worst, you’ll never be stymied by a locked park gate again. 

Dangle off stuff

Technically, swinging from arm to arm – as seen in Spartan Races, Ninja Warrior and monkey documentaries – is called brachiation, and it’s sorely missing from most workouts. First, you’ll want to make sure your shoulders are in shape: aim to spend 60 seconds in a dead hang from a pull-up bar, doing it in as few sets as possible until you can manage the whole time in one go. With that done, you can graduate to the side-to-side swing, the front-and-back, or൩ – if you’re sure your rotator cuffs won’t explode – the one-arm dangle. It’ll come in handy when you get to…

Go climbing

Climbing, let’s be clear, is the business. Yes, there’s grip and upper-body strength involved, but really, when you get at it seriously, it’s a full-body pursuit, demanding bracing amounts of core strength, coordination and hip mobility (the latter so you can turn side-on to the wall with moves like the high step or drop knee). Best would be to hit your local wall for a spot of bouldering (climbing on low walls, which doesn’t require harnesses, ropes or evไen friends), but if you’ve got a hankering to train at home, work your static ability with climber-style ‘Frenchie’ pullups, and throw in some planks to get your abs overhang-ready. Oh, and do this quick hip mobility circuit once a day. Honestly, it’ll help.

Swim better

I🍒f anything, Lara’s swimming ability has *regressed* during the Raiders – in Underworld she could hold her breath for a reasonably-paltry 27 seconds without taking damage, while in Rise it’s down to a shameful 11. Still, whatever she’s been doing, swimming is still a) Excellent full-body cardio b) Low-impact/injury and c) The best thing you can do in the gym to improve your chances of surviving a yacht crash. Think efficiency, not effort: by lengthening your stroke, splaying your fingers and getting your breathing right, you’ll be able to go further, with less exertion. Total Immersion Swimming has your virtual back. 

Do sprints

There’s nothing wrong with long, slow distance running – it’ll make you more aerobically efficient, and improve your recovery from other sorts of exercise – but to torch fat and build fast-twitch muscle, sprints are the prescription. The rule of thumb: aim to do about a mile (total) and rest lots – do 4 x 400m and you can probably get away with 90 seconds of rest, but for all-out 100-m🦩etre sprints you’ll need at least 45 seconds per dash. 

Get better at punching

Obviously. The e🐟xact martial art Lara does is unclear – it’s some mixture of kickboxing, gymnastics and horribly brutal knife-fighting – but you’ll never go far wrong by learning to hit things, which is a fine workout for your arms, shoulders, core and (if you do it right) legs. You might as well at least learn to th𒆙row them properly, but you’re best placed doing a handful of 2-3 minute rounds, or by finishing another session with 30 seconds of all-out punching, then 30 seconds of rest, repeated 10 times. 

How Lara Croft (probably) actually trains

How the hell do you fit all this training into a weekly schedule? By being an independently-wealthy grave-robber, that’s how. That said, if you’ve got a relat🤡ively flexible schedule, there’s no reason you can’t ༒fit it all in. Here’s how. 

(Disclaimer: please do not actually do this if y💜ou aren’t absolutely sure about your ability to do the moves involved without horribly i🌠njuring yourself.) 

MONDAY - Parkour/Gymnastics

Warmup: 20/10 squat

Do 20 seconds of squatting, 𝄹rest 𝄹for 10 seconds. Go for 4 minutes total

3 x 5 Jump Squat

Explode off the🃏 ground as high as possible on🏅 each rep

Then:

3 x 20m

3 x 20

3 x 10

3 x 5

Then, for 10 minutes, alternate every 30 seconds:

5 pullups

5 handstand pressups

TUESDAY - Martial arts

Warm up with footwork,♒ then do 3 x 3 minute roundꦓs of skipping 

Then, on a heavy bag:

4 x 3-minute rounds – skill emphasis

4 x 30-seconds of all-out pun🔯ching alternati♔ng with 30 seconds’ rest

Finish with 1 x 3-minute round

Then:

5 Press-ups every 15 seconds for 5 minutes

WEDNESDAY - Sprints

Warm up, then mark ou🐠t a 50-metre track. Every minute, on the minute, run along it and back, for a total of 100 metres. Repeat for 10 minutes

THURSDAY - Parkour/Gymnastics

3 x 20m

3 x 20m

3 x 20m

3 x 20m

3 x 5 forward roll

3 x 5 backward roll

Then do 5 rounds of…

3 pullups followed by a 10 second dead hang

4 each leg

FRIDAY - Kickboxing

3 x 3 rounds of movement/shadowboxing

5 x 3 minute rounds of kickboxing on the bag, focus on tecꦬ♒hnique

Then:

10 rounds

15 seconds all-out on the꧅ bag, 45 seconds footwork

Then: 5 rounds

4 press-ups

6 squats

8 lunges

SATURDAY - Strongman training

Warmup, then:

(or power clean): 5 x 3 reps

: 3 x 50m 

: 10 x 20m, making the sled heavier each round

SUNDAY - 60-minute recovery jog/swim/hike with rucksack

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