1. Start with the sizzle
The Baroness (Sienna Miller) makes her big entrance. Well, boys who like toys like girls too, 𒀰right? 'Cept she's evil. Evil!
2. Bring on (one of) the bad guys
James McCullen/Destro (Christpher Eccleston) monologues. "When I'm finished.𒈔.. The world will never for𓆏get."
3. Tower down!
Oooh... the rotter! He's used acid to topple the Eiffel Tower! Anyone else getting flashback▨s to Team America? "Hey terrorist... Terrorise this!"
4. The order's given
Dennis Quaid's General Hawk, interrupted ꦡduring a marathon Eastenders viewing session in his🐻 private screening room, sends word to assemble his team.
5. Sound off!
Ripcord (Marlon Wayans) gets everyone in line.
6. Power suit up!
Tཧwo of our heroes show off their flashy power armour as they jump through a bus. Again we get Team America feelings. It's a cool shot, though. And we get the start of Duke (Channing Tatum)'s hero spiel... "Technically, we don't exist..."
7. Baroness loves gunplay
Told you she was evil. Here she is leading Coꦐbra Troopers on an assault. "We answer to no one," says Duke.
8. Hairy situation
Scarlett (Rachel Nichols) and Breaker ( Said Taghmaoui) escape a dangerous situation. "And when all else fails..." continues Duke...
9. Line up
And he💯re's your Right Stuff homage of the we𝔍ek. ("We don't.")
10. Ninja fight!
Baddie Storm Shaꦿdow and hero Snake Eyes square♐ off.
11. Snake Eyes jumps it
The trailer wraps up with Snake Eyes running🌠 up, then jumping o𒅌ver, a crashing car. Nifty.
