A new promotion fo♕r upcoming castle 🅺construction sim Stronghold 3 requests that fanson which of four beasts ought to be used as trebuchet ammo. Shh, no one tell PETA.

%26ldquo;Medieval sieges were often just long periods of people doing nothing,%26rdquo;said designerSimon Bradbury. %26ldquo;The besiegers would sometimes catapult all manner of things over the walls in the hope of causin⭕g disease and panic, or possibly just to relieve the boredom! Traditionally, we%26rsquo;ve had a deceased cow as alternative trebuchet ammo, but in Stronghold 3 we%26rsquo;re taking massive development leaps by offering several dead animals to choose from! Once again, I must stress they%26r🎐squo;re already dead before being launched skywards. They%26rsquo;re no more. They have ceased to be. Bereft of life.%26rdquo;

Oh, never mind PETA, they're already dead.

While it isn't necessarily the best idea to begin a promotion bydeclaring that the focus of your gam🃏e (medieval 🎀sieges) involves "long periods of people doing nothing," we do look forward to seeing what the fans pick. The choices are:

1. Senile donkey
2. Cage of rabid otters
3. Retired dancing bear
4. Sack of diseased badgers

We vote for th🍌e rabid otters. You can speak your mind by commenting on

Nov 8, 2010