In the🅠 age of , it's hard for anyone to claim “I’m getting too old for this shit”.

You’d think, though, that septuagenarians Al Pacino and Christopher Walken would still have enough self-respect left in 😼the tank to steer clear of debacles like this.

Fresh out of prison, small-time crim Val (Pacino) indulges his vices, unaware that his old partneꦛr Doc (Walken) has orders to kill him before💧 daybreak.

Instead of tension, we get limp Viagrꦗa gags and rape/revenge scenarios inexplicably played for laughs.

Most ‘one crazy night’ movies (from After Hours to ) thrive on a sense of escalation, but Stand Up Guys only seems to lower the stakes as it st♔umbles tediously on.