There were two users who suggested similar themes involving Snake and blowing stuff up- so we combined the two and came up with an awesomꦰe match, tailored speciaꦰlly for Snake fans:

Wet ‘n’ Wild
Characters: Pokemon Trainer (Squirtle only) and Mario
Stage(s): Pirate Ship
Special Rules: Attack only with water attacks.

Squirtle is way over-powered compared to Mario’s weak water attacks, so we recommend slapping on a rule where only one person can be Squirtle (preferab🐷ly your kid sister or someone who sucks in proportion to Squirtle’s aw❀esome) and that the Marios work on their team skills or risk getting pwned (see below).

Garden Party
Special Conditions: In Special Brawl, set heads to Flower and bodies to tiny. Turn off the handicap!
Characters: Any
Stage(s): Distant Planet

This sounded so dumb, we almost didn’t try it- but once we did, we fell in love with ourꦡ super-cute selves flailing around a jungle setting, trying to kick someone’s ass before our the flower perma-glued to our heads KO’d us. Go ahead, give in to your inner girly-girlness…we promise we won’t ▨tell Schwarzenegger.