Bethesda hasn't announced any plans to update Skyrim with running commentary, b𝔉ut if ever it did we can only hope it will em🅰ploy community manager Nick Breckon's 65-year-old mom for the job.

Recently, Breckon roped his mother into playing the open-world RPG, and began tweeting the highlights and quotes from her lavender-filled quest on his feed. The resul𓂃ts have been predictably delightful, generating such ins♏ights as:

On accepting rides from strangers: "I got in some guy's cart and thought, 'Shit, I don't kno🐠w where he's gonna take me! I had to get out; who knows where he was going.'" ()

On the benefits of collecting ingredients: "I keep collecting lavender. I thought, 'Well, lavender has a very calming effect, maybe I can use the lavender on sಞomebody.'&rdquo🥃; ()

Mrs. Breckon isn't your cliche, non-gaming mom. The lady knows how to play, she's just not as experienced as most Skyrim adventurers. Therein lies the beauty of Skyrim Mom; it offers a fresh, funny, and unjaded perspective that reminds seasoned gamers what it was like to “discover&rdquᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚo; a game back when we weren't numbed down by years and years of playing.

Or maybe we're just looking too much into it. Ei🐼ther way, this feed reminds us w♍e should really phone our moms.