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The world of science fiction and fantasy is in uproar following the release of documents that turn the genre world upside down…
BBC memos reveal Hyperdrive was actually commissioned as a comedy series. #SFwikileaks
Leaked email reveals Simon Pegg ow🐓ns world’s largest private collection of Jar Jar Binks merchandise. #SFwikileaks
Russell T Davies actually married with three kids, long-term subscriber to Nuts . #SFwikileaks
Mary Whitehouse is still a🧸live and working in the States under the pseudonym Alan Ball. #SFwikileaks
Warner Bros execs “won’t work with men with ginger beards” because “they’re mentally unstable – just look at Van Gogh”. #SFwikileaks
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All Steven Moffat’s scripts actually ghost-written by Pip & Jane Baker, w🎀ho are imprisoned in his cellar. #SFwikileaks
William Shatner’s hair is 100% real, but the rest of him is plastic. #SFwikileaks
Latvarian amb🅰assador calls Doctor Doom “impossible to work with”, “rubbish at keeping appointme🌄nts” and “very well oiled, most of the time”. #SFwikileaks
Warehouse 13 staff slam Torchwood security as shoddy, unprofessional and slack. #SFwikileaks
Torchwood boss calls Warehouse 13 staff “horny… especially the tubby one. It🌠’s great to have something to hang on to💛.” #SFwikileaks
Babylon 5 boss attempted to sue New Line claiming The Lord Of The Rings trilogy “ripped off all my ideas”. #SFwikileaks
George Lucas never existed until he was edited into the documentaries on the special edition DVD releases of Star Wars . He is, in fact, a CG character while the original creator of Star Wars , Wilfred Dillp🌜ickle III, has been airbrushed ♓from history. #SFwikileaks
Alan Moore loves all the film versions of his comics and is paid by Hollywood to moan about them to create publicity. #SFwikileaks
Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse didn’t understand the ending of Lost . #SFwikileaks
Iain Banks and Iain M Banks are identical clones. #SFwikileaks
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry found in breach of more than 100 h꧃ealth and safety r💮egulations, faces imminent closure. #SFwikileaks
K9 prop found to contain an arthritic terrier, imprisoned since 1977. #SFwikileaks
Report shows that Christopher Eccleston quit Doctor Who because of “to🍬🔜o many softy Southerners”. #SFwikileaks
Twilight created by US government social engineers to cut down on teenage pregnancy. #SFwikileaks
🍨Syfy bosses had secret plan to elimina🐲te all sci-fi from Syfy. #SFwikileaks
All the cast and crew on Chuck have been on the payroll of Subway since series two. #SFwikileaks
Peter Jacks✃on secretly bought New Zealand in 2006. The whole actors' strike thing was ꦕan elaborate tax dodge. #SFwikileaks
Disney were planning a Tron prequel to be set inside an abacus. #SFwikileaks
BBC scrapped plans for a special Colin Baker section of the Doctor Who Experience where punters would fꦏace public humiliation before being unceremoniously booted out of the back door. #SFwikileaks
Emails from the BBC to Merlin producers reveal quotas for innuendo, topless shots and episodes featuring CG comedy characters. #SFwikileaks
Danny Elfman admits in letter to Hans Zimmer, “I’ve b♔een using the same score on every film I’ve ev🐽er done with Tim; I suggest you do the same with Chris.” #SFwikileaks
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Skiffyleaks uncovered by Ian Berriman, John Cooper, Dave Golder and Will Salmon

Dave is a TV and film journalist who specializes in the science f🍌iction and fantasy genres. He's written books about film posters and post-apocalypses, alongside writing for SFX Magazine for many years.