Six horrific crimes you never realized you were committing in games

But as the ‘Hero of Kvatch’,💙 stalks through the halls of ancient tombs and ruins; no grave, no sarcophagus, and no coffin is safe from your prying fingers. That coin, that ring, and that weapon – once objects of immeasurable significance and value- are now only trinkets to be pocketed or hawked.

Did you ever think that all the zombies, gh🐼osts, wraiths, and skeletons wande൩ring around Tamriel might be the result of such blatant disrespect?


Above: GIVE IT BAAAAAAACK!

3. Peddling drugs to children (Fallout 3)


‘Right’ and ‘Wrong’ in a lawless, resource starved wasteland are anomalous conc𝄹epts indeed. However, it takes a special breed of amorality to provide a steady stream of highly addictive and dangerous substances to prepubescent xenophobic children holed up in a cave. But in the ‘Fungus Deal’ side quest, that’s precisely what the Lone Wanderer does. ‘Buffout’ treats rickets, ‘Mayor’ MacCready assures you – and while it’s true that steroids (which is what ‘buffout’ IS for-all-intents-and-purposes) can be used to help treat rickets, at some point between 20 – 45 bottles of the stuff, ‘medicinal’ becomes ‘recreational’.

Now we all know the effects of long-term anabolic steroid abuse, but pair that with the trace amounts of the Forced Evolution Virus that everyone&rsqu𝔍o;s breathing in; and the town of Little Lamplight is likely to become the next breeding ground for a new tiny-testicled horde of horror to be set upon 🙈the wastes.


Above: Increased aggression. One of the first signs of steroid abuse