Sims 4 fan loses sex speedrun record they've held for nearly a year, only to reclaim it 2 days later by one-tenth of a second: "Summoning Salt, my DMs are open"
"Bob Dylan never did this sh*t"

There's dramatic action in the world of Sims 4 sex speedrunning this week, as a longti🧸me record-holder just retook the crown by a tent🍒h of a second.
The WooHoo speedrun category for The Sims 4 requires🐎 you to create a Sim and successfully make them commit WooHoo - the life sim's euphemism for sex - with another Sim. It's apparently possible to do this in well under a minute, and as of April 4, 2023, the time of 0:23:767 set by a runner called ArvidTheMusic stood as the fastest ticket to the bone zone ever booked.
. Basically, it seems you just meet a Sim, make a friendly introduction, hold hands a few times, have a kiss, and then invite your partner to do the horizontal tango. And here I thought dating in 2024 was supposed to be a challenge."Summoning Salt, my DMs are open whenever you'd like to discuss possibly the most comp𝓰etitive speedrunning category on the scene right now," Arvid j🐷okes on , referring to the popular YouTuber who creates extensive breakdowns of the history of various speedrunning scenes.
Arvid's also a musician - check out that 𝔉 - and that's caused somꩵe extra celebration on : "How many musicians on the planet can say they hold the world record for the fastest woohoo in The Sims 4? There's only one. ONLY ONE. IT'S ME. BOB DYLAN NEVER DID THIS SHIT. NEIL YOUNG NEVER OPENED LIVESPLIT IN HIS DAMN LIFE."
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