A week is a very long time in the geekverse, with so many talking points it'd be hard for ﷽even a spaceship pilot (Solo / Kirk, take your pick) to keep upꦰ.

Sꦰo, we've gathered all the week's biggest geek news in one place, so that those aforemention😼ed pilots can get on with the very serious business of saving the galaxy whilst making sarcastic remarks / smooching someone green.

We'd love to hear what you think of the below universe-shattering events, so𒊎 comment your tho♑ughts below, and we'll see you next week!

Without further ado, let's get started.

Warm up the crowd Joseph Gordon-Levitt!

The Big Event

Another week, another bunch of dream-come-true Star Wars stories.

First,

do happen, expect the Internet to explode with gid🐻dy joy at approximately the momeܫnt the first trailers hit.

After that♌, weꦜ'll have to start going back to the cinema to see movie trailers, because all of our computers will have melted.

The news that there may be a didn't cause quite as muchℱ excitement, but that's only because people realised that 90 minutes of Yoda dialogue annoying will be.

Good Week To Be...

. We imꦇagine the big green guy is pre🍎tty happy that .

They're both incredible actors, with great script taste. If the🍌y're involved, it's a pretty good indicaꦉtor of the project's quality.

Now, all G has to do is make sure he's got a bigger trailer than Moth🌞ra, and he's set.

Most Intriguing Story

When he's finished that, he'll probably make a Doctor Who movie, a Babylon 5 movie, and a sequel to Serenity .

That's because he's the new king of the geeks. All�✨� hail!

Marvel Round-Up

We're just going toꦿ take a deep breath, because there's a lot to get through here.

Hang on.

Okay, we're ready.

, and basical♉ly made 🍃it sound like the best thing in the world. We're very, very excited about this one.

𝔉 . We're hoping it's for Best Costume, and they all wear their super suits.

Speaking of The Avengers, it sounds like . Better than even Caravan Of Courage , and w✨e don't say that lightly. Ser𝔉iously Marvel, make this happen.

In Spider-Man news, , and .

In Marvel Phase 2 news, , and .

And in exclusive news,

Oh, and as last week, .

Phew! Now, let's see what DC are up to.

DC Round-Up

Nothingಌ. Literally no🌊thing. Come on DC! We believe in you!

Delightful Discovery Of The Week

A created this amazing Episode VII poster.

C'mon Disney, give this person a job. Or at least a free lightsaber.

Bad News Of The Week

If this happens we will be upset. Very Upset.

Good News Of The Week

Good for you, Mr Smith.

Oh, and while we've got you Matt - do you think you could talk Gosling into being the next Doctor? His outfit could be the scorpion jacket from Drive, and his companion could be Emma Stone. Just a thought!

If you like this sort of thing, then we heartily recommend . It's ace.