Arriving to mass groans in the Total Film office this morning is the first one-sheet for Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's The Tooth Fairy , a family comedy that sees Johnson tough as nails Ice Hockey player having to fill in as the mythical denture dealer.

The official plot synopsis is a pun-fest the likes of which will make your eyes bleed, using phrases like 'at first, he can't handle the tooth ". Groan.

That should be no surpri💯se for people wꦯho've seen the poster however - just take a look at that tagline;

That's right. Groan. Per🌳sonally, we'd have gone for something like💫, 'The Tooth Will Set You Free', or 'Tooth or Dare'.

And unbelievably, The Tooth Fairy is not a parody of all the sugar coated, inoffensively nauseas family comedies of recent years - the🎃y𒅌're actually serious.

Be afraid. The writer, a guy named Randi Mayem Singer, is penning Big Momma's House 3, and has just sold a pitch for an update on the Genie story, called Gene. It's ౠa family comedy appar🧸ently.

Looking forward to seeing Johnson in a tutu? Fearing for your sanity and the apocalypse? Let us know.