Writing a good E3 speech is a surprisingly skilful pursuit - you have to make your game sounꦉd incredible, but you're usually early enough into development that actually saying anything meaningful would give too much away.
The middle ground, then, is to shoot out non-specific platitudes - things like "it will change the way you play", or "you've never seen a man's legs slough off like this". Lights go down, trailer comes up, perfect.
), but the speeches are still a mix of non-statements and incredibly specific information that'd make your parents tut and say "what even is this?" The skill i﷽s in being able to decipher them. Give it a go.
Joe first fell in love with games when a copy of The Lion King on SNES became his stepfather in 1994. When the cartridge left his mother in 2001, he turned to his priest - a limited edition crystal Xbox - for guidance. And now he's here.
