Ollie the Psychic Octopus predicts victory for PlayStation Move over holidays

Who has eight arms, zero skeletal structure and a supernatural gift for ꦯpredicting consumer outcomes? Ollie the Psychic Octopus, that's who – and he's picked the PlayStatio⛄n Move as this holiday's best seller.

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Not because it was closer, mi📖nd you, but because Ollie's bachelor aquarium was presumably too small to prop♛erly set up the Kinect.

"Unfortunately for 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Microsoft, Ollie didn't 'Kinect' with the Xbox, but was 'moved' by the PS3, tipping Sony's motion controller wand to win the battle for gaming supremacy this Christmas," said a Kelkoo rep. Speaking to Ollie's unerring psychic ability, he added, "From the X Factor, to Hollywood, to Silicon Valley, O🦄llie's discerning tentacles know no bounds and his mystic insight into which products are set to sink or swim this Christmas are certainly set to add spice to the sales race over the festive period."

Ollie has since been employed as a Foඣx News gaming correspondent.

Nov 11, 2010

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