Oh no, everyone's in horny jail over the new Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom trailer

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf
(Image credit: Nintendo)

The final 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom trailer confirmed the long-awaited return of the iconic villain Ganondorf, 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:saw our hero Link team up with alli�🌱�es ala Hyrule Warriors, and made fans (perhaps irresponsibly) 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:hopeful for a playable Zelda, but as ever, all anyone can talk about is how hotꦿ everyone is.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf art

Newly rev🎃ealed official Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf art. I ge💝t it, he's hot. (Image credit: Nintendo)

If you've been around t🌞he block as many times as I have, you saw this coming right from the moment Ganondorf's official artwork was revealed. The dude's built like an armored tank with sick tats and intricate jewelry, and his fire-red beard/ponytail combo would make Jason Momoa jealous. Never mind that he's an unambiguously evil Gerudo warlock (that makes him hotter); Ganondorf's a solid ten, and it makes his return after 17 long years all the more thrilling. That said, it isn't just the legendary b😼ig bad fans are thirsting for, it's everyone - well, everyone except for poor ol' Link.

Here are just a few reactions from the internet's ever-reliable hornification of the new 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Tears of the Kingdom trailer. Spoiler: Not even the Lynels are safe.

This could go on and on, but we'll leave it there. Point is, no longer is the internet's interminable thirst for unconventionally attractive video game characters limited to 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:tall vampire ladies and 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:daughters of the underworld, it's now expanded to include literally any living thing with a symmetrical face and good hair. In totally unrelated news, see y'all later today for the 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Final Fantasy 16 State of Play.

Here's where you can pre-order The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom in case you're in the mood.

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