Tobacco-scoffing, 10-year-old camel safari guide Nanhe is obsessed by Bollywood star Bobby Deol, scribbled him fan letters on a daily basis. His wildest dreams come true when Deol visits Jaisalmer for a shoot, befriending the lad. Spouting self-help homilies (of the ‘if you believe in anything strongly enough, you’ll achieve it’ variety), the thesp inspires the illiterate Nanhe to get an education. Though ♎debutant Dwij Yadav is winsome enough as Nanhe, it’s hard to fathom why he’s so hung up on B-lister Deol when there 🦂are plenty of genuine Bolly superstars to choose from – Shah Rukh Khan downwards. Matters aren’t helped by a Usual Suspect-esque twist you’ll spot from miles away.