The most offensive use of lighting in video games

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Your project--nay, your magnum opus--🧔has finally been completed. It's a perfect gem of a game, one you know will resonate with the masses, sell hundreds of thousands of copies, and inspire children to follow their dreams, collapsed economy be damned. But something's off. Something's missing... Aha! You've got it. All your game needs is a splash of bloom. But be careful, eager beaver--overuse of the effect can sour the experience.

Using bloom effects is a great way to translate the way we perceive lighting in the real world to the digital realmဣ. It even makes characters and environmental textures seem more vibrant, imbuing otherwise dull visuals with a saintly, wondrous glow. But as the old adage goes, too much of a good thing will make you vomit repeatedly before going blind forever. Let the following images serve as a cautionary tale for what happens when bloom effects are abused. Warning: We recommend you equip some sunglasses before proceeding.

Fuse (2013)

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Grid (2008)

You'd think it would be pretty hard tඣo race a car at speeds exceeding 1🃏00 miles per hour when the road glistens as brightly as Vin Diesel's oily muscles.

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

You need not fear dark dungeons when your armorꦡ glows the the light of 10,000 ෴suns.

Enslaved: Odyssey to the West (2010)

Welcome to t🍒he brightest post-apocalyptic future you'll ever see, a magical land filled with neon green vegetation that🐎 blinds humans in hopes of eliminating mankind once and for all.

Bionicle Heroes (2006)

Only Lego robots can save us from the enc🔥roachi⛦ng light of destruction.

Guild Wars 2 (2012)

Guild War෴s 2 makes an excellent case for the busting up of organized labor--in this case, the tyrannical Lighting, Gaffer, and Bloomers⛦ Local 999.

Battlefield 3 (2011)

And you thought the flashlights were bad?

Dead Island (2011)

"I should've♏ beenꦅ the one to fill your dark office !"

The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (2011)

Geralt of Rivia🗹 is highly trained in monster 🍃slaying and making his face disappear.

Ryan was once the Executive Editor of GamesRadar, b🥃efore moving into the world of games development. He worked as a Brand Manager at EA, and then at Bethesda Softworks, before moving to 2K. He briefly went back to EA and is now the Director of Global ꦐMarketing Strategy at 2K.