Caption Contraption

This is . It's a prototype tool (which ANYONE can visit, so go and give it a try) for labelling images. Apparently, CaptionBot can recognise any image and describe it "as well as any human". It's a truly astonishing piece of tech, and represents 1000s of hours of work by some of the smartest, most dedicated people on the planet. Naturally, then, the GamesRadar+ team immediately tried to use it for mischief...

As a team, we fed it a bunch o🦋f video game images to see what CaptionBot made of them. The results are shown over the next few pages, and they're all hilarious. We kinda feel bad laughing at such a smart, innovative piece of technology, but we can't help it. And the more we posted, the more under-confident CaptionBot seemed, making us feel rather like the playgro🐼und bully, flushing the nerdy kid's head down the toilet and... oh my god, we're monsters. Ho hum. Take a look at what CaptionBot things about video games...

Crash Bandicoot

CaptionB🐷ot says: "🦋I'm not really confident, but I think it's an orange vase"

We say: "See what y𒆙ou're trying to do there, CB, but no"

Destiny (Oryx)

CaptionBot says: "I'm not really confident, but I think it's a glass display case🎉"

We say: "Go home, CaptionBot, you're drunk"

Assassin's Creed

CaptionBot says: "I'm not really confident,𓂃 but I think it's a person wearing a hat"

We say: "Sure, close enough mate"

Dark Souls 3

Capti🎉onBot says: "I😼'm not really confident, but I think it's a close-up of an umbrella"

We say: "That's... not even close"

Far Cry Primal

CaptionBot says: "I'm not really confident, b♎ut I think it's a man standing next to a cow and he seems :-|"

We say: "That's actually pretty🐈 good, CB. Loving the fact you recognised how sad he looks"

Mario and Luigi

CaptionBot says: "♈I'm not rea♋lly confident, but I think it's a woman getting ready to hit the ball"

We say: "Sure, Luigi has a fem🐭inine figure, but not sure what you're talking about when you say 'the ball'. Are you feeling ok?"

Silent Hill 2

CaptionBot says: "I can't really describ💝e the picture"

We say: "Yeah, faiꦗr pla🐭y, it's pretty troubling. Hey, why are you curled up in a ball and rocking back and forth?"

Pokemon (Pikachu)

CaptionBot says: "I'm not really confident, but I think that's a close up♚ of two giraffes near a tre🐲e"

We say: "It... it is not"

Ratchet & Clank

CaptionBot says: "I'm not🅰 really confident, but I thiౠnk it's a birthday cake"

We say: "If this was a birthday cake..🔯. it'd be incredible. Bes❀t birthday ever!"

Animal Crossing (Mr Resetti)

CaptionBot says: "I'm not really confident, but I think ﷺit's a close-up of a toothbrush"

We ꧑say: "That would be the most terrifying toothbrush ever. And everyone in the world would probably agree that tooth decay is better than putting this ne𝔉ar your mouth"

Sonic The Hedgehog

CapജtionBot says: "I'm not really confident, but I think it's a person on a surfboa꧒rd in a skate park"

We say: "Um..."

Street Fighter 5

CaptionBot says: "I'm not really confident, but I think it's a person holding a hotdog🔯"

♋We say: "Wildly inaccurate, although - to be fair - there is a hotdog stand in the background"

Uncharted 3

CaptionBot sa🥃ys: "I'm not really confident, but I think it's a man standing next to a fire and he seems :-|"

We say: "Correct. Also, you wo☂uld be too, if you'd jusꦰt escaped a plane crash"