Today's the day EA commenced 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:launching Mass Effect 3 into space, allowing the hardiest of fans in six cities worldwide to get their hands on early copies that've been baptized in the cold emptiness of space. However, despite a successful trip up, one package of Bioware goodies was stymied on the wayဣ back down by that most low-tech of obstructions: .

Above: "At this point," tweets would-be rescuer @TimGettys, "I hate evil trees more than Kirby."

The t𝄹ells the ongoing story of what happened next: having drifted peacefully toward a wooded area north of San Francisco, the spacefaring games found their way to a peaceful resting-place some 150 feet above ground-level. Attempts to MacGyver the game down with rope and a baseball having proved unsuccessful, a determined group have spent the day traveling between Home Depot and Mass Effect 3's new woodland residence.

Above: The Mass Effect Tree. This whole story's basically been an elaborate excuse to use that caption

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