Remember how you felt when you first saw – or God forbid, played – Wii Mus𒉰ic? Remember the shock when you first learned just how many damn people are subscribed to Farmville? Remember the fear when you first not🎃iced the ratio between actual games and baby games at your local store?

Steel yoursel💫f, because today is another one of those days. Ready?

Depressing Fact #1: Just Dance has now sold over two million copies since releasing last Nov♎ember. Two million.

Depressing Context:This is Just Dance.

Depressing Fact #2: Just Dance's sales numbers are double those of Bayonetta, which released on both 360 and PS3, and which scored a Me♋tacritic review average of 88. Just Dance is Wii only and scored an average of 4❀7.

Depressing Context:This is what people look like when they play
Just Dance.

Depressing Fact #3: Just Dance recently became the #1 selling game in the ﷺUK,🍷 according to a report published by our sister site,.

Depressing Context:This is what professional dancers, hired by Ubisoft for an official publicity event, look like when the🧔y play Just Dance.

Depressing Fact #4: Just Dance, by topping the UK charts, has surpassed titles like Pokémon, FIFA, Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Modern Warfare 2 and﷽, in an ironic semantic twist, Just Cause 2.

Depressing Context:This is what a random Teen Wolf cosplayer at WonderCon in San Francisco looks liꦇke when playing Just Dance. The fact that he doesn't come across as any morඣe ridiculous than the non-costumed people playing Just Dance is a sad statement indeed.

This could be 🔯the future of gaming. Are you ready?

Apr 7, 2010