How to keep your Gamecube warm...

Unlock every extra level in Super Monkey Ball 2

We all know what really goes on with the Monkey Ball- you collect enough bananas and break enough tapes to unlock Monkey Bowling and M𒁃onkey Golf, then it's all about plus-fours and picking up spares from then on. But can't you see what you're doing?! You're basic🔥ally putting Baby and Gongon into a life of retirement- and that's cruelty to animals.

So while we're talking monkey balls, how's about you grow a pair and take on a real challenge: unlocking the 30 extra levels in the game. All you have to do is complete every stage of every mode without using a continue. So that's theten in beginner, 30 in advanc🐲ed, and just the 50 in expert.

It is possible. We know people who know people who have done thi🦹s and the reward for this incredible feat is... our respect and 30 more levels that would test the patience of a saint on a rainy Sunday, with nothing better to do as Church is shut and God's on holiday.

And as GameCube owners have the thick end of a year to wait till they can get feral with Link, there is plenty of ti𒁏me to get all 30. Just remember- that's without using any continues. Easyꦰ.