GamesRadar vs. Shirley Phelps-Roper
Talkin' games with the Most Hated Woman in Ame🌱rica
GR: Okay… getting back to games. How🍬 do you feel about s🦋exuality in games?
SRP: Yeah, yeah. Why wouldn’t you do that? Why wouldn’t you have your filthy sex deeds piled up in your games? You have them everywhere els🀅e!
GR: So I’m guessing you haven’t played Mass Effect at al🐭l.
SRP: Of course not.
GR: Y⛄ou actually get to court somebody and build up to a physical relationship-
SRP: Forget that courting nonsense.
GR: People were making the abilitꦇy to engage in sex a big to-do in the news.
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SRP: Well, I don&rsquoꦡ;t know why that wou♕ld be upsetting to anybody in doomed America?
GR: Yeah, me neither.
SRP: Why should♚ that be upsetting to anyone in doomed America? That’s their standard! That’s their manner of life. Who made that game?
GR: BioWare.
SRP: No, I’ll tell you who they were. They were the children of doomed America. Who were taught rebellion against the standards of God, and that God is a liar. So why would these teachers of that rebellion give𝐆 a rat’s ass if you do what they taugﷺht you to do?
GR: It’s a great game. I jusꦇt wanted you to 🐭play it…
SRP: I believe iꩲt’s perfectly on par with what this nation is ꦆtaught.
GR: There&꧙rsquo;s also a game coming out called Bully, where you&rsquo🔯;re a kid in a school and you can earn Achievements by kissing boys.
SRP: Well I bet there is, b🦂ecause this na🙈tion has taught you that it’s all about your tiny little private parts.
GR: Tiny?
SRP: Do you know G🍬od’s stance on homosexuality?
GR: Not off the top of my head.
SRP: He says it’s an abomination. But you were taught that God is a liar. He says that’s an abomination, and you were taught, “That’s a lie. It’s okay to be gay.”
GR: But it’s not being gay really, it’s in a game. A💮 different construct, the same way 🧸[is that]I’m not a plumber because I play Mario Bros.
SRP: Oh well, then by all means! If you have an urge, get all over tha🌌t!
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GR: So you don&rsquꦇo;t see games as a healthy alternative for channeling urges?
SRP: No! It’s goofy. L🌼ust! Here’s a verse for you: “Lust wh🌞en it is conceived, bringeth forth sin. And when that is finished it bringeth forth death.”
GR: Well, technically everything bringeth for🎀th deℱath...
SRP🏅: Well if that’s all good ideas and thoughts to you then get on with it! Do what you&rsquღo;re gonna do.