Fallout's TV show renaissance inspires New Vegas fans to celebrate the RPG's… interesting dialogue

Fallout: New Vegas
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Amazon Prime's Fallout TV show has inspired fans to flock back to the wasteland's radioactive monsters and even more radioactive insults, with many now celebra🐓ting Fallou🌃t: New Vegas and its… interesting dialogue.

The whole thing was kicked off with the tweet embedded below, which shows off one of the perennial RPG's most infamous lines. This site's overlords restrict me from spelling it out, but the line says something about plowing f🥃ields wi🐬th someone's daughter? By accident? "A little." See for yourself below. 

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"Nobody’s d**k's that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long d**k. Thus, the name," is apparently every player's favorite line, and their mum's, and mine, based on al🍌l t🌠he loving dedicated to it. 

One robot in the game is "programmed for your pleasure" an🦩d us to "please assume the position." A worthy partner for those who enjoy life's harder edges. 

The sex bot's hunger for us is no match for the NPC above, wh🦩o's either absolutely starving or just a massive fan of eating rats, a wasteland delicacy. "I'm going to eat the next f**king rat I see," is even funnier when you turn up the sound and listen to the actor's fantastic delivery.  

A classic New Vegas line comes after players decide to optionally shoot an in-game statue. "What the f**k are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hಞoover Dam. You’re desecrating a war memorial," one NPC who doesn't take the vandalism well. Instead of de-escalating the situation, the player can just dꦍouble down on being a massive knob: "You're a little bi**h and your brother was, too."

Sticking with the mean guy persona, players can bully the ghoul Greeks by  him, "Sheesh, you're one ugly sonofabitch!" Almost as endearing as robo ED-E's Delightful game, right?

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Kaan freelances for various webs💙ites including Rock Paper Shotgun, Eurogamer, and this one, Gamesradar. He particularly enjoys writing about spooky indies, throwback RPGs, and anything that's vaguely silly. Also has an English Literature and Film Studies degree that he'll soon forget.