Games that would be better with a Mature rating
Because the best things in life are for grown-ups
Warning: Younger readers may find the following article immature.
Pokemon Battle Revolution
Look at that image and - hand on heart - tell us it doesn't look a million times more fun than the 𒅌crap b𝓀iscuit we were given.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero
Throw in some drug and alcohol misuse mini-games and a few side-quests of a debauched sexual nature and - voila - the world's first rock 'n' roll simulator.
Duck Hunt
Grab your gun and some cold brewskis cos it's time for bird killing and bad language in the awesome new Duck Hunt redux: Duck Guts: F*** Yeah!
Dynasty Warriors
Would make God of War look like a flower-sniffing๊ chick flick.
Trauma Center
We were thinking a🃏 full-motion video version along the lines of Trauma Centre: Blood, Guts and Sexy Nurses.
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