Did you think the Dorne scenes in 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Game of Thrones season five and six sucked? You know, the ones that start with Jaime Lannister and Bronn the Sellsword putting on some different clot🤪hes and sneaking into a forbidden kingdom, and which recently featured a dude with a sweet poleaxe getting shanked before he could even use it?

You're not alone if so, though what separates you from Fixing Dorne Productions is that yo💝u probably do🦹n't want $20 million to produce and record your own Dorne-alternative scenes. Yes, this is an , and here is the pitch:

There's passion here, though a bunch of the Kickstarter is framed weirdly like a joke. Case in point, the $1,000 reward tier is titled "Okay, This Has Gone Far Enough" and the $50 million stretch goal will add new scenes to make Ned Stark live "through at least Season Five". Everyone knows it's physically, spiritually, and contractually impossible for a 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查☂询:Sean﷽ Bean character to live that long.

I'll take that levity to mean the Kickstarter's creators are plenty serious about their desire to rewrite television history on a groundswell of fan support, they're just being realistic about their chances; a $20 million baseline goal puts them just south of 🧸the $20.3 million raised for the most-funded Kickstarter ever, Pebble Time, and that began with just a $500,000 goal. Funding likelihood aside, HBO could pull on the executioner's hood and send a cease and desist notice at any moment.

Still, Fixing Dorne has managed to raise just short of $25,000 as of this writing with 17 days left in the campaign. 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Stranger things have happened.

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