Imagine if Tricell Pharmaceutical Company made a product that transformed wimpy men into deadly killers who could survive being neck deep in a river of volcanic magma. Imagine that product being called 'Old Uroboros' and being endorsed by Resident Evil's metrosexual bad guy Albert Wesker. Now imagine if the TV commercial for 'Old Urobor♕os' was like this...
. It's not the first time D.C. has entertained us with a꧟musing words coming out o🙈f Wesker's mouth. Remember this:
𒉰Complete. Global. Masturbation. Now ther🌠e's a plan.
Feb 1, 2011
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I don't have the energy to really hate anything properly. Most things I think are OK or inoffensively average. I do love quite a lot of stuff as well, though.
