Above: Jessica Alba as Sue (The Invisible Woman) in Fantastic 4 the game and film

Hmm. Unless the female star is a)♏ Playing herself (see Carmen Electra, Mely𓃲ssa Ford) or b) Wearing something resembling dental floss (see, er, Carmen Electra, Melyssa Ford) the likeness never really seems to come together. As here, with videogame Sue failing to capture the full Albaness.

Surely the game's designers know what Jessica Alba actually looks like? If not, we've a pile of posters, a hard drive of images and about12 hou🌌rs of edited, loopedmovie highlights we could send them.

We'd want them back, though.