Sept 17, 2007

Better late than never - Epic's Cliff Bleszinski has reviewed (kind of) the mighty BioShock on his blog, saying some very nice things about it. He even calls it his game of the year, but that's got ♏nothing to do with the fact t💛hat it uses Epic's technology or because he's friends with some of the staffers, he points out.

Still there are some points he doesn't like, or can't get his head around. "I don't understand how this brainstorming session went down," he wrote. "Like, I get freezing people and shattering them with your wrench... that's cool... I get setting people ablaze, because, you know, it's pretty f😼unny. (Well, except when it's a monk setting himself on fire on purpose in order to protest a war or something like that.)

In the words of my hair twin Dane Cook - 'Fuck bees. I'll punc🥃h bees in the face. Who gets killed by bees?'

"Are your foes even allergic to the bees? What🃏 about gluten? Could I throw some wheat at them and watch themಞ swell up like Will Smith in 'Hitch?'

"More importantly, who WANTS to shoot bees? So bullets aren't fun enough, we want to shoot... bees? They're not even killer wasps or spiders. A spider gun would be good because, hey, who wants sღpiders crawling all over them."

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