There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the just-do-it attitude to film-making – that’s how the likes of Brit talent Shane Meadows launched their careers. So fair play to Martin Dunkerton, who was so enthusiastic about getting his 🦩lads-on-holiday film made that he raised the money himself. Only problem is, no amount of positive attitude and financial initiative can compens🌱ate for a terrible script, an ill-conceived plot and the kind of acting you’d sack a Neighbours extra for.

Brothers is a truly dire movie, from the lazy, dated dance soundtrack, to the sub-Mills & Boon central romance, to the head-up-arse spiritual pretensions to th💟e lack of a single vaguely likeable character in the entire cast.

Even wors🎀e, its outright, offensive risibility actuall🦄y becomes depressing when you think about the effort that went into it. The sad fact is, this ‘holiday movie’ is about as enjoyable as a dose of dysentery.