16 bizarre, strange, and utterly tragic Miiverse posts

#whocares?

The post: "My mother broke up with her boy friend.So her 🧜b🔯oy friend broke into da house, got the key 2 da shed,and stole a $140 saw.My mother got over this quickly,and went on a dating site 5mins later.#whocares?"

Wait, what the why did he steal a saw? I MUST HAVE ANSWERS.

Trash talk

The post: "Congratulations Syrenne for this masterpiece! After saw your 'game' a question is normal: How you post comments and bad reviews 📖on other game? Good luck for your sales! I think it's easy to sell a '80 Game in 2014."

in which you'll find the whole exchange.

Fatherly (lack of) love

The post: "why doesnt my dad love me?"

Well, if your dad is like mine, I'd wager his lack of affection directly cor🃏relates to your lack of Little League baseball skills🙈. Sorry, kid. It hurts, I know.

Mmmm, cat pee

The post: "my cat peed in my mouth what do i do?"

That's a tough one. Spitting it out wo🎶uld be a good first step, though.

The eternal struggle

The post: "This game is fun my mom and dad ꦕhave bꦇeen fighting a lot"

There's something oddly hu𒁃morous about seeing such a dishꦿeartening sentence juxtaposed to such beautiful colors.

Injury after insult

The post: "🉐kicked ur pixel'd ayss, also my granpa died tonight"

What an 𒐪interesting tactic for taunting an opponent.

How 2 count

The post: "Two words: that was hard but i beat it"

Hrm, close, but not quite

Life is weird

What did you think? Pretty odd, yeah? Now the question remains: How many of those were real posts, and how many 🥀were just silly jokes? I guess we'll never know. Have you seen any other super strange Miiverse posts? Let us know in the comments below!

And if you're looking for more, check out 7 games that definitely aren't for kidไs... where you play 🐲as kids and 8 dark secrets hidden in the unseen fringes of your favourite ꦕgame worlds.

Ryan was once the Executive Editor of GamesRadar, before moving into the world of games development. He worked as a Brand Manager at EA, and then at Bethesda Softworks, before🐻 moving to 2K. He briefly went back to EA and is now the Director of Global Marketing Strategy at 2K.