Ben Affleck, it turns♔ out, has learned a lot from his long and fruitful movie career – especially when it comes to being the butt of all jokes. Sad Affleck, complete with S♔imon and Garfunkel track, did the rounds last year, and it sounds like the Batman actor still has the hump about it.

Speaking to BBC’s Radio 1, Affleck was asked about what he had learne🌌dꦕ during his short stint at Batman.

So what lessons could he have learned? Always gargle before doing the Batman voice? Don’t insist on wearing such heavy suits? No, it turns out Affleck learned “not to do interviews with Henry Cavill where I don’t say anything so they ꦐcan play Simon and Garfunkel tracks over it.”  

And they say you can’t 𓂃learn anything in Hollywood...

On the mor🔴e serious side of things, Affleck said he “learned a tremendous amount” about just what technology can do for a big blockbuster nowadays, having not had blockbuster experience since 1997’s Armag𝓡eddon. He also got to keep a replica Batsuit (taking pride of place in his home, as you do) and an actual Batarang, the lucky so-and-so.

Because I&🍸rsquo;m sure Ben Affleck will love it so much, here’s Sad Affleck one more time in all of its super-sad glory…