The Dawn Of Man
As Seen In: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968); One Million Years B.C. (1966); Quest For Fire (1981); 10,000 B.C. (2008)
In A Nutshell: Apes evolve into mankind under the baleful influence of a monolith from space, wh🤡ich teaches them to develop tools to kill eaღch other with.
The Earth's fledgling caveman population has to fend itself against natural disasters and prehistoric predators, but the future of humanity is assured th🌌anks to gorgeous cavegirls in loincloths. Hooray for loincloths.
Fidelity to Fact: Alien intervention? Humans and dinosaurs co-existing? Anthropologicals will have a heart attack, but 🍃be honest - it's more fun this way.
Although the grunting, w⛄e'll admit, is probably authentic.
Character You Won't Find in the History Books: Th🎶e monolith. And that's just♐ the way it wants it.
Ancient Times
As Seen In: Clash of the Titans (1981); Troy (2004); 300 (2007); Alexander (2004)
In a Nutshell: Greek warrior Perseus defeats various T🌠itans to kickstart the Greek Empire. Circa 13th Century BC, the Greeks lay siege to Troy, eventually winning with the help of a massive wooden horse.
In 480 BC, 300 Spartan warriors take oꦍn the Persian Army at Thermopylae, a century before Macedonian Alexander🎃 The Great does the same.
Fidelity to Fact: Depends on your🌳 🐽tolerance for gods and monsters. At least two of these are based on myths, and one sexes up the action with creature smackdowns.
Which, perversely, makes the much-derided Alexander the nearesꦆt to something that might, possibly, have happened.
Character You Won't Find in the History Books: Golden owl Bubo - a gift from the gods or a post- Star Wars cash-in? You decide.
Life Of Christ
As Seen In: The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965); Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979); The Last Temptation of Christ (1988); The Passion of the Christ (2004)
In a Nutshell: The Son of God is born in a manger. A𝓰f🦂ter inventing the table as an apprentice carpenter, he becomes a prophet and creates Christianity.
The Pharisees and Romans gang up to depose him and he is crucified, but not before being scourged and having a vision of a normal 🐈married life.
Fidelity to Fact: Our key source of information is the Bible, the debating of whose truth has led to untold troubles over the years. Let's 🦩not go there, eh?
Even taking the book as (ahem) Gospel, there are pronounced differences. No Last Temptation is documented, and surely even divinity couldn't ꦑsurvive this much torture-porn?
Character You Won't Find in the History Books: Naughty🍰 boy Brian Cohen, mistaken f☂or the Messiah and crucified along with the rest of the cheesemakers.
Roman Empire
As Seen In: Cleopatra (1963); Quo Vadis (1951); Centurion (2010); Gladiator (2000)
In A Nutshell: Straddling the pre- and post-Christ years, Ancient Rome is a hotbed of sex, vio🅠lence, and barki♎ng-mad Emperors like Nero and Commodus happy to throw their enemies to the tigers.
Yet, along with the aqueducts and roads, the Romans also brought history to Britain, when its occupying forces ꦅcame up against the might of 🌠local insurgents.
Fidelity to Fact: We're pretty sure most of this stuff happened, but we can thank Shakespeare for Hollywood's fondness for fruity dialogue, rip-roaring spectacle and psyไchos in toga.
400 years ago, The Bard realised he could spice up the history lessons forᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚ paying punters; we're just getting the same in Technicolor.
Character You Won't Find in the History Books: Oliver Reed's gruff trainer of gladiators, Antoniuဣs Proximo. Shame, really, he'd have livened the official textbooks up no end.
Medieval Britain
As Seen in: Excalibur (1981); Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975); Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991); Robin Hood (2010); Braveheart (1995)
In A Nutshell: Green and, increasingly, muddy. Obviously, we didn't take t♒oo kindly to the Romans telling us to use those roads, so this era is particularly earthy in tone and texture.
🧸Useful places, though, forests, for heroes and outlaws to strut their stuff.
This is the age ꦓof magic swords, valiant knights, Grail hunting, bows and arrows, and robbing from the rich to give to the poor - and it all🍒 seems to happen in woods and glades.
Fidelity to Fact: O꧋f late, there have been vague attempts to add historical grit to the legends of King Arthur and Robin Hood.
Yet, unless the stars are going to get the accents spot-on, they may ൲as well have some fun with th⭕e myths.
Character You Won't Find in the History Books: The Knigh𒉰ts Who Say 'Ni.' Despite their love of shrubberies fitting right into the period.
Middle Ages
As Seen In: The Seventh Seal (1957); The Name of the Rose (1986); The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999); Flesh + Blood (1985)
In A Nutshell: Europe is in t🌳ransition from superstition to science, and the progress of mankind itself is on the line.
While a teen 𝔍queen goes to war under divine guidance, mad monks are torturing intellectuals and mercenaries are looting or pillaging.
Meanwhile, D🅰eath stalks the land, and if the Plague doesn't get'cha, he plays a mean game of chess.
Fidelity to Fact: Stark, brutal an𒆙d bloody, this is the Middle Ages of our collectiv💝e nightmares, woodcuts and Bayeau Tapestry brought to life.
Although...were theꦿre really Scottish monks in Italy?
Character You Won't Find In The History Books: Given that Death is there on every page (read between the linesౠ), we're opting for tonsure-coiffed medieval sleuth William of Baskerville.
Exploring The World
As Seen In: Kingdom of Heaven (2005); 1492: Conquest of Paradise (1992); Apocalypto (2006); The New World (2005)
In A Nutshell: European colonists set sail across the world - and 🥀slaughter the natives in the name of religion and/or the pursuit of wealth.
Oh, and America makes the first of🍸 many appearances.
Fidelity to Fact: Reasonably accurate. Actually, probably too accurate - taken together, these films are a bit of a downer in their exploration o꧋f the thin line between c𓄧ivilisation and carnage.
Character You Won't Find In The History Books: Mayan tribesman Jaguar Paw. The classroom just wasn't ⛎ready for his all-action brand of poison darts and fearsome fighting.
Tudor England
As Seen In: A Man For All Seasons (1966); The Other Boleyn Girl (2008); Elizabeth (1998) and its sequel, The Golden Age (2007)
In A Nutshell: A gutsy father/daughter combo drag England kickin𝔍g and screaming into the modern world.
First 𝕴daddy Henry VIII invents his own church so he can divorce and execute his way through six wives in search of a male heir.
He needn't have bothered: his girl Liz quic൩kly learns how to deal with dissent, sees off the French and hides her shag score behind the Virgin Queen tag.
Fidelity to Fact: The original events scarcely need tarting up, but you can always trust the movies to add that extra da🍌sh 🔥of spice.
So we get Henry in a three-way with two sisters, and Elizabeth go🍒ing all Michael♛ Corleone on her enemies. Cool.
Character You Won't Find In The History Books: Most of this lot are major players, but we'd quite like to know more about Eric Cantona's enigmatic French𓄧 ambassodor, Monsieu🧔r de Foix.
Changing The World
As Seen In: The Agony and The Ecstacy (1965); Shakespeare in Love (1998); Amadeus (1984); Creation (2009)
In A Nutshell: Society's ideas of art, literature, music and science are blo🅰wn apart by maverick geniuses Michaelangelo, Shakespeare, Mozart and Darwin.
Of course, their ideas aren't accepꦿted overnight: first, these guys had tඣo contend with theological divide, romance and jealousy.
Fidelity To Fact: Varied - but then so did these guys' attitudes to accuracy. Creation , fittingly, is reasonably grounded in truth.
The Shakespeare and Moza🔜rt films, just as appropriately, are more free-wheelin♓g in their application of dramatic licence.
Character You Won't Find In The History Books: Cross-dressing thespian Viola De Lesseps is ♚an-joke to several Shakespearian heroines. Plus, her name is an anagram for Eased Loves Lips.
French Revolution
As Seen In: Marie Antoinette (2006); Danton (1983); Napoleon (1927); Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003); Waterloo (1970)
In A Nutshell: France was all about cool music, great fashion and c🔥ake...but only for the aristocracy.
For everyone else, it kinda sucked, so they got their own back with the help of Madame Guillotine. Chop, chop🐻.
But as power went to the leaders' heads, the brutal 𒈔in-fighting left a power vacuum, filled by a little Corsican with big ambition.
But who's th🎀is? It's the plucky Brits, and we've not taking anmy of Napoleon's empire-building nonsense.
Fidelity To Fact: Well, Sofia Coppola⛦'s anachronistic bling brought on the boos at Cannes, although it's a ♛great way of dramatising the roots of revolution to kids raised on teen rebellion.
Otherwise, pretty accurate to the feel of the era - even the swashbuckling Master and Commander is as detailed as a lecture.
Character You Won't Find In The History Books: Jack Aubrey, master strategist, commanding sa💞ilor and a mean violinist to boot. History needs more like him.
