Maximus Decimus Meridius
The Character: Roman g🅠eneral and heir apparent to 𝔉the Emperor's throne. However, life isn't always fair.
The Resolution: To have his vengeance against Commodus for murdering his family✤, in this lไife or the next.
Chances Of Sticking To It: He's got the motive. Giving him a gladiator's sword and sending himไ to Rome provides t🅺he opportunity.
Marty McFly
The Character: High-school bum whose friendship with eccentric Doc Brown inadvertently causes him to travel in time to 1955 in a customised꧟ DeLorean.
The Resolution: To get back - to the future!
Chances Of Sticking To It: Should be OK, provided he can get his parents to fall in love and find a suitable source of power to generate the 1🍌.21 gigawatts of energy required by the time machine.
Hit Girl
The Character: Schoo♔lgirl killer, trained by Big Daddy as an unstoppable assassin.
The Resolution: To stop swearing at school. She might be able ♚to handle legions of armed bad guys, but detention is anot🔯her matter.
Chances Of Sticking To It: Not fucking likely.
Ron Burgundy
The Character: Star﷽ anchorman for San Diego's ꦡKVWN Channel 4 news. A man's man, and an ace with the jazz flute.
The Resolution: To stop new co-anchor Veronica Corningstone from sꦏtealing his throne. The newsroom is no place for a woman.
Chances Of Sticking To It: Not good. The march of history is givin𒅌g women equal rights. Besides, Ron kinda fancies her.
King Kong
The Character: Giant ape and de facto sovereign of Skulඣl Island; kidna🐈pped and brought to New York.
The Resolution: To get home, preferably with that hot blonde who keeps giv꧅ing him the eye.
Chances Of Sticking To It: Oops, wro🔥ng turn. He appe🌺ars to have clambered up the Empire State Building.
Tony Montana
The Character: Criminal gobshite kicked out 🃏of Cuba and intent on grabbing America b🥂y the balls.
The Resolution: To get the money. That way, you also get the powe♎r, then the women. Triple win.
Chances Of Sticking To It: Getting𝐆 ✅to the top shouldn't be too hard. Staying there, however, will depend on Tony being able to resist getting high on his own supply.
Carrie White
The Character: Mousy high school kid with an overbearing religious zealot for a💦 mot✱her and a sideline in telekinetic party tricks.
The Resolution: 🌊 To prove to Mom that she can enjoy her prom night without anybody laughin🔴g at her.
Chances Of Sticking To It: It's probably not what she had in mind, but slaughtering anybody who raises a giggle should c꧑urb the comedy factor.
Darth Vader
The Character: Dark Lord of the Sith, the Emperor's rig🌸ht-h🐬and man, and daddy to twins.
The Resolution: To be a better father.
Chances Of Sticking To It: Short-term, yes - he's overthrown the Emperor! Long-term, sort of - he's dead and will have to do his b🔴onding with Luke and Leia from beyond the spirit world.
Tyler Durden
The Character: Anti-capitalist guru, ꧂mea♔n fighter and figment of a yuppie's imagination.
The Resolution: To replace his gen🌸eration's squandered potential by sticking it to the man with Project Mayhem.
Chances Of Sticking To It: Certain. The Narrator doe♐sn't even realise he's responsible. The financial district is going 𒁃to burn.
Steve Zissou
The Character: Award-ไwinning oceanographer and filmmaker, now in mourning after his best friend was chewed to death by a jaguar shark.
The Resolution: To find the shark and destroy it, possibl⭕y with dynamite.
Chances Of Sticking To It: Terrible. Zissou 🅺is a softy at heart, especially when his cynical heart iಞs thawed by the love of the son he never knew he had.
