I'm gonna be honest: I'm not sure if I find the character designs for Playtonic's 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:Yooka-Laylee endearing or horrifying. While our heroes Yooka and Laylee are inarguably a🐻dorbs, the rest of the cast introduced in a new trailer are just the teensiest bit… unsettling. Take a look and see 𒁏if you don't agree with me:

None of these flesh golems has any proper voice acting - which is to say they all speak in gibberish, with their multitude of screeches translated into text bubbles - so I thought it would be fun to dive deep into their psyches and see what they're really thinking.

"My n༺ame is a euphemism for a penis. What do you think junior high was like? I hat🦩e my parents."

"Like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly, I have become a hideous f𓃲usion of man and animal - an uღnholy abomination. Kill me, and end my torment."

"Once, I was a strong miner. Now my s𓆏oul is cursed to forever ride the rails I helped construct. Gaze upon my visage and know fear."

"A strong breeze will scatter my body like grains of sand in the desert. Every moment pier൲ces me with existential dread."

"I will be in every 澳洲幸运5开奖号码历史查询:indie game and there's not a damn🎶 thing you can do to stop me."

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