Blood Simple
The Original: Joel and Ethan's hard-boiled debut, a Texan nꩲoir tinged with๊ horror movie imagery.
In it, a plot to bump off adulterous lovers unravels amidst greed, betrayal, mutilation and much maniacal ෴cackling from shady private detective Visser (M. Emmet Walshꦏ).
The Sequel: Thirty years on, and Abby Marty (Frances McDormand) is happily remarried (to John Turturro), when builder𓂃s of a new hou☂sing estate find the skeleton of her first husband.
Trouble is, Abby never really figured out what happened during⭕ the first film, which is going to make answering people's questions difficult.
Essential Scene: Abby visits Visser's psychologically damaged so𒀰n (Josh Brolin), and thಞe two embark on a torrid affair.
Essential Dialogue: VISSER, JR - "This is Texas, ma'am. Nobody gonna give two hoots about your problems.🌠"
Crime Wave
The Original: Sa♒m 🔜Raimi's little-seen second movie, co-scripted with the Coen Brothers, about a feud for ownership of a security firm that spirals into homicide when two 'human exterminators' are hired.
The Sequel: A𒐪 new firm has taken on the 'human exterminators' mantle (John Goodman and John Turturro), causing chaos for businessman Renaldo The Heelꦕ (Bruce Campbell).
Essential Scene: A warehouse is transformed into a life-sized version of the game 'Mousetrap,' and Renaldo is cღaught in the middle.
Essential Dialogue: RENALDO - "I might be a heel, but I'm ain't no chum✨p🦩."
Raising Arizona
The Original: White trash couple H.I. and Ed (Nic Cage, Holly Hunter) - unable to have or adopt their own child - steal one of the famous Arizona quintuplets and face an anarchic battle with the Lone Biker of the Apocalypse (Randall "Tex" C▨ꦜobb).
The Sequel: Kidnapped infant Nathan, Jr (Jonah Hill) is now all grown up and sets out on a road trip to find♕ the couple who took him.
Essential Scene: We find out why the Lone Biker of the 🍎Apocalypse was alone - he was trying to escape the tyranny of the even more formidable Apocalypse Trio (Jeff Bridges, John Turturro, Steve Buscemi).
Essential Dialogue: NATHAN, JR - "Wow, you live in a mobile home!"
H.I - "I always say, if you gotta commute, the last thing you be needing when you get home is a flight of stairs u🐲p to your🃏 bed."
Miller's Crossing
The Original: Sort-of remake of Yojimbo and A Fistful of Dollars 𓄧, with it𓂃s turf war relocated to the American gangster genre where Tom Reagan (Gabriel Byrne) gets caught in the crossfire.
The plot was so convoluted the Coens wrote an entire new movie ( Barton Fink ) while th🤪ey were perfect the tangled knot of cross and double-cross.
The Sequel: Twenty years on, Leo O'Bannon (Albert Finney) is dying, and wants to pass control of his gang to his son (Andrew Garfield)♒.
Trouble is, old troubleshooter Tom is back🌺 in t✨own and Leo's wife / Tom's ex Verna (Marcia Gay Harden) wants him dead. Cue a new turf war.
Essential Scene: Tom digs a shallow grave for p🅷risoner Leo, Jr...but shoots his own henchman instead.
Essential Dialogue: TOM - "I don't mind ♍taking a beating - hell, I'd expect nothing less - but leave the goddamn hat."
Barton Fink
The Original: The titular lef☂t-wing playwright (✅John Turturro) comes a cropper when he tries to write a Wallace Beery wrestling pic in 1940s Hollywood.
Not the least of his problems is over-friendly Charlie Meadows (John Goodman) - ak𝓀a🐎 decapitating psycho Madman Mundt.
The Sequel: This is one that might actually happen, as Old Fink has been mooted by the Brothers as🐠 a future project.
In🎶 Joel's words, "It's the summer of love and [Fink is] teaching at Berkeley. He ratted on a lot of his friends to the House Un-American Activities committee."
Essential Scene: Fink is picketed by Vietnam War protestors, forcing him to sleep in his office. At which ไpoint, the wallpaper starts to slide off the walls♕.
Essential Dialogue: FINK - "My first duty has alway♕s been to th𝔉e common man... but would it kill him to offer a little reciprocity in return?"
The Hudsucker Proxy
The Original: The story of how k💖nuckleheaded Norville Barnes (Tim Robbins) climbed all the ꦚway to the forty-fourth floor of the Hudsucker Buildin' with his talent for invention. Y'know, for kids.
The Sequel: T♌he tale promised by Moses (Bill Cobbs) at the first f👍ilm's end, of a man who jumped from the forty-fifth floor.
Specifically, a Hudsucker ad man (Josh Brolin) tired 😼of having to promote Norville's c🦹ircular gizmos.
Essential Scene: The ad man tries to explain to Norville that his latest invention - a cant⛄ilevered bra - can't be ꧒marketed "for kids."
Essential Dialogue: NORVILLE - "If I got a dollar⭕ for every 'thingamajig' I invented I'd ✤be rich by now... Richer, anyway."
Fargo
The Original: 'Real life' Minnesota-style, as pregnant police chief Marge Gunderson (Frances McDormand) has to deal with ꩵkidnapping, cop-killing and death by wood-chipper onꦐ her watch.
The Sequel: The release of Gaear Grimsrud (Peter 🀅Stormare) from prison sparks anxiety in Brainerd when the police assume he'll come after Marge and her family.
🔯But when hubby Norm (John Carroll Lynch) is kidnap﷽ped, could there be another culprit?
Essential Scene: Marge discovers the real criminal: a handless artist (John Turturro) jealous of Norm's success deꦕsigning postage stamps.
Essential Dialogue: MARGE ༒- "You know, Sir, round these parts there's no shame in being kinda funny lookin'.🐎"
The Big Lebowski
The Original: The Dude (Jeff Br🐻idges) risks blowing his bowling title in order to navigaꦬte L.A.'s underbelly of Urban Achievers, vaginal art and severed toes.
Why? He wants compensation for an anarchist pissing on his favourite 😼rug. Well, it did tie the room together.
The Sequel: The Dude and his bowling team, hothead Walter (John Goodman) and despised new recruit Jesus (John Tuturro), make th⭕eir way to a national bowling championship.
When the Dude inspires a cul♛t following, it's not long because some old 'friends' show up to capitalise.
Essential Scene: Maude Lebowski (Julianne Moore) and her - and the Dude's - son (Kodi Smit-McPhee) turn up hoping to tran𓃲sform The Dude into a work of living art.
Essential Dialogue: JESUS - "Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"
WALTER - "Shut the fuck up, Jesus!"
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
The Original: Three convicts led by Ulysses Everett McGill (George Clooney) escape from their chain gang꧙ on the hunt for🐎 an alleged buried treasure.
Their picaresque journey through sirens and cyclops weirdly echoes the plot of Homer's The Odyssey .
The Sequel: Having fail🌄ed to win back ex-wife Penny (Holly Hunter), Ulysses is aghast to find she's considering suits from r♚ival gentlemen... including his old sparring partners Pete (John Turturro) and Delmar (Tim Blake Nelson).
So he hatches a plan to do away with 'em.
Essential Scene: ꦛUlysses reunit🗹es the Soggy Bottom Boys, but rigs the stage with booby traps which his clueless bandmates manage to escape unharmed.
Essential Dialogue: ULYSSES - "Why can't the damn🐼 fools perish by their own follies?"
The Man Who Wasn't There
The Original: Film noir about taciturn barber Ed Crane🌜 (Billy Bob Thornton), whose passivity sees him flounder amidst blackmail, adultery and UFOs.
The Sequel: Just as Ed crane wanted, Birdy Abundas (Scarlett Johansen) has become a concert pianis⛎t but her association with Crane comes back to haunt her when the FBI come a calling...and so, perhaps, havꦿe the aliens.
Essential Scene: Birdy seduces a Fed (John Turturro) on her piano, little noticing i𒀰t's started playing of its own accord.
Essential Dialogue: BIRDY - "Folks don't talk much round here. They ain't r💖ude. There just ain't much worth sayin'."
Intolerable Cruelty
The Original: Hotshot divorce lawyer Miles Massey (George Clooney) meets his match i♉n gold-digger Marilyn Rexroth (Catherine Zeta Jones), who sets about ruining Miles after he thwa♌rts her plan, only to fall in love - or do they?
The Sequel: Although still technically married, Marilyn and Miles have gone into business starting affairs with wealthy couples in order to create divorces for their work.💙..
But jealousy creeps in when the two susp𒆙ect their partner is falling in love with their latest targets (Frances McDormand, John Tu🧸rturro).
Essential Scene: On a cruise ship, the four🎃some swap partners and beds, narrowing avoiding catching each other in the act.
Essential Dialogue: MILES - "There isn't a single marriage that co🌄uldn't be improved by a pre-nup."
Bad Santa
The Original: The Coens produced Terry Zwigoff's su🐽bversive take on the Christmas movie, about foul-mouthed, alcoholic department store Santa / robber Willie Stokes (Bill♓y Bob Thornton).
The Sequel: Stokes is back in town, and catches up with surꦫrogate son Thurman (Brett Kelly), only to find he's turned bad. With Christmas approaching, can Willie be a 'Good Santa'?
Essential Scene: Sober for eight years, Stokes is shocked to see the condition of his old piss- and voܫmit-stained Santa suit.
Essential Dialogue: WILLIE - "I grew up believing Christmas 🌸was about getting ꦰwhat you wanted. Turns out that ain't entirely accurate."
The Ladykillers
The Original: Remake of t🅰he Ealing classic about an (inept) gang of crims trying to use a kind old lady's house to plan their next heist. Tom Hanks goes O.T.T. in the🦋 Alec Guinness role.
The Sequel: Tricky one. Perhaps this one's best served by a prequel. How - and why - did Hanks' Goldthwait Higginso𒀰n🍌 Dorr put together such a rabble?
Essential Scene: The pre-credit sequence in which ℱHanks's ex-partner🌠 (John Turturro) tries to abscond with the cash only to meet an ignominous end in a museum of antiquities.
Essential Dialogue: DORR - "It is my good fortune and my ho🌠nour to make your acquaintance."
GAWAIN (Marlon Wayans) - "Yo' what?"
Tuileries
The Original: The Coens' contribution to Paris, Je T'Aime 🦹, a six-minute short abou💟t Steve Buscemi's ill-fated wait for a Metro train.
The Sequel: Convinced he's got a sexually transmitted infection, Buscemi's tourist checks ♍in at a clinic, where he deals with a maniacal doctor (John Turturro).
Essential Scene: Things get really complicated whe🧸n ♊a horny nurse (Frances McDormand) tends to Buscemi.
Essential Dialogue: TOURIST - "I guess it pays the guidebook more closely before youꦛ go on 🐭vacation, huh?"
No Country For Old Men
The Original: Oscar-winning a𝓡dap of Cormac McCarthy's grim thrille♌r about sadistic killer Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem) on the hunt for a redneck (Josh Brolin) who's stolen a bag of drugs money.
The Sequel: The further adventures o♒f Chigurh, as he is hired to bring down a banker (John Turturro) who has laundered criminal funds.
Essential Scene: Chigurh, walking along a Manhattan street, with his trusty c🀅𒅌attle gun.
Essential Dialogue: CHIGURH - "Call it, friendo."
YUPPIE - "A coin, huh? Long t🌠ime since I had to deal with loose change, pal."
Burn After Reading
The Original: Madcap farce revolving around the tell-all memoirs of ex-CIA man Osbourne Cox (John Malkovich), horny U.S. Marshall Harry Pfarrer (George Clooney) and aero🌸bics instructors-turned-bl🧜ackmailers Linda Litzke (Frances McDormand) and Chad Feldheimer (Brad Pitt).
The Sequel: Now living in South America, Harry gets involved with a coup when a corrupt CIA agent (John Turturro) realises he can use his knowledge of the events of the ꦐfirst film to force Harry into becoming a patsy.
Essential Scene: Harry blunders into a Presidential palace where he acciden♒tally kills the President.
Essential Dialogue: HA𝓡RRY - "To be honest, I don't think I want to know what's going on."
A Serious Man
The Original: Jew🌠ish physics professor Larry Gobnick (Michael Stuhlbarg) gets a dose of old-time religion when his life unravels a la Job in the Old Testament.
The Sequel: Things get really trippy for Larry when one of his𒅌 students (Jesse Eise๊nberg) announces that he's God. Or, he could be a pothead.
Essential Scene: Larry is hauled before the university head (John Turturro) to explain why he's begun teaching his clas🅰s free love.
Essential Dialogue: LARRY - "I have always had f🧸🃏aith in atoms and particles. It's only recently that I've begun to smoke them."
True Grit
The Original: Second film version of the Charles Portis Western novel about teenage girl Mattie Ross (Hailee Steinfeld), who hires one-eyed mercenary Rooster Cogburn (Je👍ff Br🍸idges) to track down the man who killed her father
The Sequel: This one's easy, given that the first, John-Wayne starring True Grit had its own sequel, Rooster Cogburn ,🎉 in which the character teams up with spinster Eula Goodnight (Katherine Hepburn originally; here, Tilda Swinton).
Essential Scene: Rooster sees things from the other side when Eula rescues him from certain death.
Essential Dialogue: ROOSTER - "Dammit, Ma'am, if y๊ou don't try a gentleman'𝔉s preference for chivalry."
